40 episodes

Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? If you like mysteries, conspiracies, the absurd, and Canadians, Braedon, Alberta might be the place for you! New episode every 10th and 21st. Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.

Nowhere, On Air Jess Syratt

    • Fiction
    • 4.8 • 24 Ratings

Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? If you like mysteries, conspiracies, the absurd, and Canadians, Braedon, Alberta might be the place for you! New episode every 10th and 21st. Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.

    Episode Twenty Seven: Tape #2

    Episode Twenty Seven: Tape #2

    The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.

    Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: kmoon, jefferys2, deepseapro, sacco12, alsounknownasa, sheyvan, and sergiovasquez. 

    CW: This episode contains brief mention of  blood.


    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.


    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
    Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)

    • 25 min
    Episode Twenty Eight: Many Happier Returns

    Episode Twenty Eight: Many Happier Returns

    Hey there, listeners. Its... good, to be back.

    Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: kmoon, jefferys2, deepseapro, and sheyvan.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir


    Support the show

    • 34 min
    Episode Twenty Nine: ??????

    Episode Twenty Nine: ??????

    Are you also feeling so incredibly grumpy today, listener? Do you also hear that sound?

    The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Don Carlton is Carson Refuse. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen.

    CW: Verbal conflict and passive-aggressive behaviour, brief depictions of violence, and profanity.

    Sound effects by Freesound contributors cognate-perceptu, castironcarousel, bellick, unplugthefridge, sheyvan, kd-jack, m-delaparra, fthgurdy, joshuacouch, 14g-panska-kaminkova-a, scottstanderfer1, jakobhanderson, jamieorpen, tabook, khensom, robssp1derp1g, brunoboselli, mordinsolus, swiftoid, tomchikrec, drdufus, blondpanda, nox-sound, and lian3. 

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
    Support the show

    • 21 min
    Bonus: Sounds of Season 2

    Bonus: Sounds of Season 2

    As we await season 2 (PREMIERING APRIL 21st), enjoy some selected highlights from the new soundtrack! 

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
    Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)

    • 27 min
    Episode One: Pilot

    Episode One: Pilot

    Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower.

    Thanks for tuning in.

    Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
    Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?

    Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."

    For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/






    Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)

    • 23 min
    Episode Two: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Comin'

    Episode Two: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Comin'

    Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you? 
    The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons.

    Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.
    Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?

    Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."

    For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/

    Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: 
    https://www.youtube.com/user/SoundEffectsFactory



    Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)

    • 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
24 Ratings

24 Ratings

Finding Pattersby ,

Otherworldly Affirmations

My favorite thing about Nowhere On Air is how it is able to stay bizarre and funny while constantly delving into poetic affirmations and musings about the human condition. Hard to explain, but what you want underneath most podcasts is some kind of connection and Nowhere On Air wears its heart on its sleeve in an increasingly unemotional world!

RatGrimes ,

don't touch that dial

Small town radio program with great stories and interludes, a creative mix of funny and strange. You won't want to stop listening

MorrSett ,

She is amazing, good contact but….

The male actor that starts showing up more and more can’t act to saved his life. Her natural narration and excellent writing are so good that his work stands out as a bad contrast.

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