It all began in 1999 when Amy and Steven met on the first day of primary school in the sandpit (we know, it sounds like the intro to a romcom). Throughout the years these two have shared first kisses together that tasted like birthday cake, have almost gotten arrested together, many failed attempts to win talent contests, one coming out of the closet, a couple of near death experiences, and the odd bad tattoo........
and well, after 20 years of that, they're bound to have some opinions.
If you’re like us & want to know the news, without having to actually read it...
Opinionated is for you!
What the F**k are we eating?
This week Steven & Amy spill the African tea on the predator scandal coming out of RuPaul’s drag race in the form of a Sherry Pie. Amy spends 4 minutes laughing over some acrylic nails that look like dog nipples, and Steven is less than impressed. Amy tells you the story of heiress turned terrorist Patty Hearst, and they taste test the Coles frozen food section, and tell you why you shouldn’t listen to mum bloggers, and that “Jackfruit Parcels” are not better than sex.
2 Ply Pandemonium
This week Steven & Amy spill the African tea on the Madness that is the 2 Ply Pandemonium- how bogan Australians are inconveniencing everybody by stock piling toilet paper to save them from Coronavirus, and why people like Lorraine from Narre Warren need to chill out. Steven revisits the VERY short-lived return of Lizzie McGuire and whether or not 30 year olds can be PG?
They discuss the horrific tragedy that is the Matthew Shepard murder, how the sun has finally set on Sun Yang & Steven tells us all how he received a lap dance from Lady Gaga in a body stocking.
"Everyone's a little gay"
Well, Its Mardi Gras, and only appropriate to bring you one big gay episode of the Opinionated Pod!
This week, Amy and Steven dive deep into a conversation about Disney's first out LGBTQ animated character, and answer questions like "is this REALLY Disney's first gay character?" and "Wasn't she on Futurama?"
Amy tells you everything you need to know about something called the Gay Panic Defence, and its not exactly what you think.
They drag Ken, Jafar, and half the cast of Beauty and the Beast out of the closet, spill the tea on how Britney spears single handedly ended unemployment, and tell you everything you need to know about the Islan Nettles & Larry King murders.
They also tell you how straight people ruin everything, and why Australian Audiences were blocked from seeing the first Lesbian kiss on Home&Away, all with a glass of Sparkling Cuvee.
"Oh it's so Classy"
This week Steven & Amy crack open the sparkling, and tell you all about Zumba instructors who are really just normal people on acid. The media, and the role it plays in the mental health of celebrities & whether or not they should be held accountable for the recent suicides of reality stars. Amy tells you all about DB Cooper & how she’s obsessed with finding out all the answers. Steven tells you the household item you need to own if you want a retail assistant to think you are “classy” and how Delta Goodrem is no longer “Sitting on top of the world” after being stalked by an out of shape Barry Hall look alike.
Season 2 is here, with a new intro, new soundbites & new useless opinions!
This week Steven and Amy hit the ground running with the tale of Amy’s stalker, The outrageous AFLM rumours and whether or not Taylor Swift is using Netflix as foreplay to get us all into bed with her. Amy tells you about the 17 year old fake doctor, Malachi Love- Robinson and why he is her criminal of the week & Steven tells you why the world sucks & everybody has Coronavirus.
'Tis the Season Wrap.
On this special season wrap edition of Opinionated, Steven & Amy spill the African tea on how they had a fight 5 minutes before recording and the worst Christmas presents you can give/receive. They take you through a speed round of opinions and take you year by year through the decade. They talk about the highs & Lows of 2010 to now, and Steven tries to tell Amy when Collingwood won a premiership (this should be good)….all on our SEASON WRAP of Opinionated. See you in 2020, b*tches.
I haven’t even listened to this yet but it’s Amy Williamson on a podcast