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The Overnight Underground News. Mostly... Real news. Updated daily newscast with a just a twist of parody. This is your daily News feed served with Satire and alleged Comedy.

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The Overnight Underground News. Mostly... Real news. Updated daily newscast with a just a twist of parody. This is your daily News feed served with Satire and alleged Comedy.

    Overnight Underground News June 25th 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 25th 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 

    The Plague, it ain’t done with us yet. Texas slows its reopening. Crime skyrockets in New York City. The Dixie Chicks lose half their name and NASA is full of sh*t. 

    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  

    • 6 min
    Overnight Underground News June 24th 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 24th 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 
    Biden takes the lead. New York tells Florida to stay the hell away. The Seattle Mayor rains on ANTIFA’s parade. The statue mobs are getting a little handsy and it’s time to stop exercising. 
    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  
    Biden takes the lead in new poll
    Don’t look now but Biden has a fourteen point lead in the latest polling. MSN News reports that doddering old political fool number two, Joseph Biden, is making inroads with women and nonwhite voters. All of this is according to a new poll of registered voters by The New York Times and Siena College. Biden leads the poll with fifty percent, doddering old fool number one, Bullwinkle J Trump takes thirty six percent and fourteen percent will vote for “other.” I don’t know about you, but other has my vote too. 
    NY tells Fla to stay away
    Three states in the North East are mandating quarantine for Florida visitors. New York, New Jersey and Connecticut have all set a fourteen day quarantine for visitors from the sunshine and pandemic state. Now if Florida could only figure out a way to time travel backwards and keep those obnoxious New Yorkers from migrating to Florida in the first place, it would be a pretty damn good place to live.  NBC News is reporting Florida joins Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington, Utah and Texas as states with infection rates high enough to warrant the quarantine, so says New York Governor, King and strongman dictator Andrew Cuomo.
    Where to pee?
    So maybe some states opened up too early and now they’re paying a high price. We’re looking at you Florida and Texas. But with most states only partially reopened, there is still one major pressing issue yet to be addressed. Where the hell do you take a leak? Vice News, that bastard, ah bastion of journalistic integrity points out the obvious, with public and business bathrooms either unavailable or unsafe, the good people of many US cities are whipping it out in public or peeing in their pants. According to one completely un-scientific poll, around fifty eight percent are holding it till they get home and over twenty one percent are just letting it rip in the great wide open. All the rest? Depends. 
    Seattle terminates autonomous 
    It seems that even the pinko, pansy, bed wetting Mayor of Seattle has finally had enough of the so-called “occupied” protest zone in the downtown area of that former great city. Mayor Jenny Durkan has called for the dismantling of the “Capitol Hill Occupied Protest Zone,” the autonomous six block area of the city. It was just a few days ago when the Mayor likened the protest zone to a new quote: “Summer of Love.” But all that was before the last forty eight hours  saw multiple instances of violence sprouting in the new “Summer of Love” zone with at least two shootings, which left multiple injuries and one dead. The Mayor is calling for the Police to retake the confederate section of the city and re-occupy the abandoned police station in the zone. What will those peaceful protesters do? Here’s what one told ABC 10 news in Seattle after hearing the news. What a shit show. 
    The mob in Wisconsin is a little out of hand
    The angry statue destroying mobs are starting to get a little sporty. CBS News reports that in Madison, Wisconsin, peaceful protesters there reportedly tore down two statues and threw a beat down on openly gay state Senator Tim Carpenter. To make matters worse, the peaceful protesters who attacked the Senator, also trashed a statue of anti-slavery activist Hans Christian Heg. Heg’s statue was decapitated and thrown into a lake by the protesters. The idiot’s in the mob either didn’t know or care that Heg was an abolitionist who fought on the side of the Union.  Stil

    • 6 min
    Overnight Underground News June 23rd 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 23rd 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 

    The EU may ban Americans. Fauchi testifies before Congress. Mel Gibson and Jimmy Kimmel, meet cancel culture. Greta on black lives matter and your cat may be a cock blocker

    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  

    • 6 min
    Overnight Underground News June 22nd 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 22nd 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 

    What if you had a rally and no one cared? NASCAR gets the flag. Great, now there after my pancake syrup. Chicago sets a new record and pennies are the new toilet paper. 

    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  

    • 5 min
    Overnight Underground News June 12th 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 12th 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 

    The great statue war of 2020. Fawlty Towers falls. Starbucks not woke, woke. Band Aids woke. Lawlessness in Seattle and three tales of the po po. 

    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  

    • 8 min
    Overnight Underground News June 11th 2020

    Overnight Underground News June 11th 2020

    The Overnight Underground News Podcast, here’s today's headlines: 

    A confederacy in Seattle. Statues fall everywhere. If you’re bald don’t get covid. Hot pants are back. NASCAR bans it’s unofficial symbol and you computer may be a slave owner. 

    These stories and more on today’s Overnight Underground News. I’m John Ford.  

    • 6 min

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