P1 ep 4-7 recap

Jonathan has blast from past and while our good boy gets attention from the best waifus of the part, Dio starts a band by gathering the best bad boys. Magician teaches Jonathan sunshine karate, who has been tested on animals and intensive usage of it in public can result getting arrested. Jack the Ripper decides to horse around and becomes a centaur, until gets bored and chooses to be an edgy cactus. Meanwhile turns out that the magician has a drinking problem and he orders Jonathan to "hold his bear". As usual Dio does nothing wrong, opposite to the magician, who all the time casually commits copyright infringement toward Jesus Christ. Dio has not only ice cold heart, but also hands, although do not worry - there is enough Speedweed's hot abs for everybody! Jonathan gets in HAIRY situation and if you think that he is a big boy, then I will have a news for you. Araki's muscle fetish confirmed... Warning! If you are a middle age man in Jonathan's life, run for your life!