PARADISE CROSSED PARADISE CROSSED

FURRY CIA OP, DR PHIL CAUGHT MID TRANSFORMATION, BLACK SARCOPHAGUS SECRETS, GETTING DOME IN A SENSEDEP TANK. VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THIS EPISODE: ashnerve.com/pc022.pdf

It’s a Paradise Crossed-over event! Our big brothers in podcasting, Nate and Dave of Loose Meat and the Loose Lips podcast, sit down with Ash and Crash for a chaotic hour of laughs and nightcore. Topics discussed include: Warren on SNL, Pete on Kimmel, Disturbed’s cover of “Sound of Silence”, our favorite Ren Faire fire juggler Aaron Bonk, Alex Jones’s media woes, and Buca di Beppo. Check out the music video for “Processed by the Boys” by Protomartyr, directed by and starring Loose Meat!

It is our mission that gives us purpose. TOPICS: confidence in Bernie, Bloomberg is worse than Trump, Trump’s special helicopter ride, crypto update, Guilty Gear, Billie Eilish conspiracy theories, Twitter optics, Chet Hanks, crab rave vs. crabcore, & Shoreline Mafia.

In which Ash & Crash pick up the pieces of the failed American state. Crash reveals his secret slot machine technique. Ash suffers acute EDM poisoning. Together, they mourn the death of ambiguity and abstraction, but remain optimistic in the quest for truth and beauty. we ship https://nationalpost.com/news/meet-emma-a-creepy-life-sized-doll-who-represents-office-workers-of-the-future + http://www.meetgraham.com.au/ forever!

within: answers on how to achieve your dreams and defeat your enemies, with grace and poise, through the power of hard work.

Recorded on NYE 2020, Ash and Crash celebrate the accomplishments of the past ten years and look forward to a shining future. Crash is feeling savage. Ash reveals a shocking personal secret. But what is it??? Only one way to find out!