Pardon me, I mean I'm no Tiger king, but may I have some wine while I wait for my grocery pick up?‪?‬ Not it sisters

So my original title for this I wanted to be, Pardon me, I am no Tiger king but can you...smack that? However I decided that might be a little too much for us all this Friday night. 
Did ya'll have a weird day too? Cause Lord knows, and Tiger King knows, it has been a weird week let alone day. 
Paul is Dead? maybe? Is Britney Dead? Well we will touch on that later. Did you get your Ham??? 
DID YOU STEAL A CAR AND A BABY THAT A MOTHER NEGLECTED IN HER CAR?!?! 

no honestly did you? Cause police in Oregon want to talk to you. 

Oh my God, and the KANGAROOS?!