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Bitch Bible PodcastOne
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4.6 • 14K Ratings
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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I Have Rabies.
Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.
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Glochella
Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports.
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Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan
Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters.
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She Hath Risen!
Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news.
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Losers Lose
Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis.
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Calma Calma Chameleon
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates!
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Customer Reviews
Love You, but no R-word
No R word unless you are ok with, Kike and the n-word. The r word was acceptable in the 80’s. But now no. It would hit different if your child was intellectually disabled. As a retired special education teacher not all intellectually disabled children are born that way. All children/babies are just 1 horrific accident from being intellectually disabled.
had to unsubscribe
i’ve never completely agreed with some of jackie’s takes, but it was normally pretty funny. now, with her “reclaiming” the r-word and all the other shock value schtick she relies on… I don’t think she’s funny anymore. there hasnt been a good episode in what feels like months and this was just the straw that broke the camel’s back.
What’s going on
I have been a longtime listener and I have always gotten the jokes and actually appreciated her humor being different. I loved her personality and not taking herself too seriously. But now everything that she talks about just comes off… super negative and mean? She’s been saying some super offensive things and laughing like a maniac, maybe I’ve just outgrown it but I just don’t think it’s funny anymore. Same repetitive jokes and stories have also gotten old. Overall she’s been SO abrasive lately and it’s just not fun to listen to anymore …. Srry jack