Ideas are worth nothing until you pitch them. Adam Wajnberg and David Blumenstein will pitch their very best ideas right at your fat little head. These disruptive intrapreneurs will teach you business smarts, fine design sense, hot synthesizer prowess and deliver a rapid-fire "Pitch 5"! Part of each episode is the ever-present threat of the terrifying creature known as The Pitchface. Will today be the day it emerges from its extra-dimensional prison 300km below the crust of the Earth? Join us in the business world's very own Piper's Pit. Fix your tie. Check your breath. Put on your Pitchface.
Episode 14: Don't Give Me Some Wetness
Put a bullet into 2017 with Adam and Dave, as they wheel out the excellent ideas which will launch them into next year! A kids book about rock pigs! A graphic novel about town criers! A reality food show to beat all! Plus: was anything good this year? What does it cost to birth an American child? How can you, the listener, stop Adam hate-reading 4chan? And the big question: who's picking up Pitchface for their podcast lineup? This episode brought to you by The Modems In My Garage. Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.
Episode 13: Transmedia Vamp
Adam and David sniffle their way through a mid-winter episode, braving the conditions in the Pitchface studio to bring you a hot bowl of pitch! Adam discovers an idea he pitched in episode 1 has already been done by people with the gall to have the rights to do it! We pitch how to ruin your childhood memories by making them MGTOW-compatible! A new Pitched Battle brings the worlds of Seinfeld and Parker Lewis together at last! And we sign off singing Peabo Bryson Songs for Current Movies! This episode brought to you by Adam's Mid-Winter Anticol ASMR Channel Extravaganza On YouTube and Meditation for Bigots. Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.
Episode 12: Glick In The Matrix
Join Adam, David and their special guest Sarah Jansen for an hour of pitch action! Sarah's communications powers help us solidify our podcast's marketing push! We workshop Sarah's nascent TV series, SAFE SPACE! Adam unveils his non-starter startup idea, Skipr! Plus: The Pitchface Pitch Perfect cartoon team! Singing rabbis! And our eternal nemesis The Pitchface returns to envelop a man's soul in his jar of horror! This episode is brought to you by my belt and Temp.re! Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.
Episode 11: Lozenge Men
We start with a pitch for Cardinal George Pell and only go up from there! Why is a woman named Katt selling her harmonica on Facebook Marketplace? What are some great ideas for prequel TV series (like Better Call Saul)? And who would win in a battle between Deadwood's Al Swearengen and Back to the Future's Mad Dog Tannen? We pitch you the unarguably correct answers. WARNING: this episode contains just a little too much discussion of The Second DeLorean Theory. It's brought to you by a vest and Little Red Badge! Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.
Episode 10: Then You'll Appeal To Everybody
This feature-length episode is crammed with ideas for wonderful actor Richard Kind! Want a Kind romantic comedy? A Kind road caper? Kind horror? We've got 'em all! Special guest Katrina Mathers pitches her projects Girl Mechanic and There's Gunna Be Poo, and Adam and Katrina discuss their very different experiences working on the sketch comedy program The Wedge. And David pitches his treatment for Police Academy 8! Plus: does John Deeks really sit at the kids table? What a bounty! This episode is brought to you by mint and moo.la! Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.
Episode 9: Where We're Going We Don't Need Jobs
Can Fairfax leverage their expertise in hamburgers and mobile phones to successfully stave off the Barbarians at the Gate? Would journalism work more good if it were drawn? And what will the Jobs of the Future be? Adam and David pitch all this to you! Also: Colombian terrorists! Labrador jealousy! A special 'Kind' of love! This episode is brought to you by work and Latham Toyota! Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.