We may be awful, but we're right!
A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
Not Today, Satan!
Religion isn't the problem, people are.
Purity rings, WWJD bracelets, and blasphemous t-shirts.
Flags of the world and where to put them.
Don't be THAT neighbor.
Dental hygiene is good for the soul.
Soup: It's what's for dinner!
We're Already Exhausted
"Happy New Year."
How about "Decidedly Better New Year?"
We're doing our best to look forward to whatever is coming.
And this week, we introduce the theme for 2021: The Year of Self Care. Because we need it.
Kitschy Bitchy Christmas
We're doing a deep dive into our Christmas music collections and sharing some truly delightful holiday fare! Where else could you hear about RuPaul and Wayne Newton in a single episode? And in the final segment of the Year of Woo, Pitney teaches us all about pyramid power!
Think of the Children!
The PMRC and its legacy. Plus songs they missed that did far more damage. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Anne Murray. Also, Amelia's twin flame story.
Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back
Our annual episode where we give thanks for the things that make life better.
Call Me Auntie
Our best stories about our worst roommates.
The woo-woo world of cryptic pregnancies.
And we know the title is weird, but if you listen, you'll understand.
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BFFs we ❤️
We love Pitney and Amelia! They are the chocolate to our peanut butter and we can’t believe we’ve waited so long to review them. The show is fabulous- random - fun and you won’t regret it, we swear. Their chemistry makes for some definite hilarity- our kind of hosts!
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Like being with your best friends
Pitney and Amelia just have those personalities that make you want to be friends with them. Insightfully random topics keep things fresh, and their banter is very natural and easy on the ears. So fun to hear what is going to pop up next! Keep up the good work!