95 episodes

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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    • Society & Culture

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    Boundaries Are Love

    Boundaries Are Love

    Sometimes the most loving thing you can do is stop someone from abusing you. This week, Amelia talks about setting boundaries with an emotionally abusive friend, and how the Buddhist practice of metta keeps her compassionate.

    • 58 min
    Famous Dames in Mink

    Famous Dames in Mink

    The Fabulous Steve.
    Tim Curry live in concert.
    Maurice Chevalier was a creep.
    Singin in the Rain was a masterpiece.
    MGM ruined people.
    Amelia’s mildewed theater program collection.
    Steve and Pitney and Jerry Herman and Lauren Bacall and Carol Channing.
    Amelia likes rocks.
    Shelling out big bucks for Hamilton.
    Peter O’Toole on the West End.
    Noises Off and the immediacy of live theater.

    • 40 min
    Hello Finland!

    Hello Finland!

    Netflix brings us Dracula and The Witcher.
    Scruff brings Pitney icky propositions.
    Winter brings Amelia cedar fever.
    Distance brings us sound problems.
    All this and an embarrassing revelation about the vampire Lestat.

    • 56 min
    Offer Her an Orange!

    Offer Her an Orange!

    Pitney is packing up and going home, back to the city where he and Amelia first met way, way back in 1984. We kick off 2020, the Year of Woo, with a quick segment about that perineum tanning nonsense.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Year of the Vagina Year-End Wrapup

    Year of the Vagina Year-End Wrapup

    All 26 #YearOfTheVagina segments from 2019! Some silly, some educational, some anecdotal, and some WTF?

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Dreaming of a Black Christmas

    Dreaming of a Black Christmas

    Our thoughts as we anticipated the Black Christmas reboot. Some odd Christmas beliefs, including ghosts, werewolves, and a very critical cat. Plus, those wacky Puritans!

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

TA_Account ,

BFFs we ❤️

We love Pitney and Amelia! They are the chocolate to our peanut butter and we can’t believe we’ve waited so long to review them. The show is fabulous- random - fun and you won’t regret it, we swear. Their chemistry makes for some definite hilarity- our kind of hosts!
Love from your fans @2girlsonabench

Andrew.H1984 ,

Like being with your best friends

Pitney and Amelia just have those personalities that make you want to be friends with them. Insightfully random topics keep things fresh, and their banter is very natural and easy on the ears. So fun to hear what is going to pop up next! Keep up the good work!

Stefalufagus ,

Cracking up right now!

I stumbled across this podcast on iTunes and couldn't stop laughing at Pitney & Amelia's ramblings. I love how genuinely angry Amelia gets about people and their special diets - matching my exact sentiments as my whole family started keto! Great stuff!

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