When the Greek God You mated with the Pagan God Tube, everyone who was in the room watching (or later saw the VHS) knew that something special was happening. Sure enough, 146 years later we saw the results, Youtube.
So you want to get in on the hot new internet craze, right? Want to quit your dumb job and start raking in all the money in the world from your loyal YouTube ads as you throw dope impulse ‘nades in Fortnite? Well you need to monetize your YouTube channel first. There are a lot of bad ways to monetize your YouTube channel, go ahead and read all the bad ways now by Googling “How to monetize your YouTube channel.”
K you are back. Wow, those were pretty bad, huh? Allow us to fix that for you by showing the REAL way to monetize your YouTube channel. Sit back and prepare to fight bagel monsters, it is time to monetize your YouTube channel.
Oh also maybe we will find the cocktail shaker this episode, we are so thirsty.