51 min

Chocolate Cake & The Hot Dog Flavored Volley Ball Men Like That

    • Comedy

The internet is absolutely going wild right now because no matter what someone cuts into it always turns out to be cake. This is the future we live in. We are in an absolutely terrible dystopia and the only ounce of pleasure we can seem to get is seeing a disembodied hand cut into a toilet roll or a box of Kix only to find out that both items were just chocolate cake all along. This is our reward for living through a pandemic.
You know what though? The cake content is nice and its comforting and no one will remember it in two weeks. What will replace the cake content? Maybe every time someone sits on a couch it's really just a bunch of hams? Maybe every time you listen to this podcast it turns out to be a Stephen King audiobook, guess you won't know unless you listen.

The internet is absolutely going wild right now because no matter what someone cuts into it always turns out to be cake. This is the future we live in. We are in an absolutely terrible dystopia and the only ounce of pleasure we can seem to get is seeing a disembodied hand cut into a toilet roll or a box of Kix only to find out that both items were just chocolate cake all along. This is our reward for living through a pandemic.
You know what though? The cake content is nice and its comforting and no one will remember it in two weeks. What will replace the cake content? Maybe every time someone sits on a couch it's really just a bunch of hams? Maybe every time you listen to this podcast it turns out to be a Stephen King audiobook, guess you won't know unless you listen.

51 min

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