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Howie welcomes Aidan Kearney to the show as the Karen Read trial begins. Turns out, it's very hard to find an unbiased jury because of the work Aidan has done investigating the facts of the case.

The buck stops at Alejandro Mayorkas when it comes to the death of Laken Riley, whose killer crossed the border illegally. For some reason, Mayorkas and millions of illegals roam free while President Trump sits in a very cold courtroom in Manhattan.

Howie gets a call from someone residing in America's hat (that is, Canada) who explains the strange infatuation with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. That sparks a conversation about dictatorship, naturally. Then, listeners air grievances about federal funding headed to Ukraine while illegal aliens are destroying the cities and towns here.

Howie had quite the run-in at Mar-a-Lago last night, and no, it wasn't with President Trump. Tune in for Howie's story from yester-evening as well as an update on Trump's Manhattan trial and the latest stats on people fleeing Massachusetts.

The urban terrorists return to the streets of New York, this time on Columbia University's campus. Then, Grace shares the disappointing news that Ilhan Omar's daughter has been suspended from school for similar events.