1 hr 4 min

Episode 148: Confessions Of A Podcast Host: I’ve Never Bought A Dildo Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    • Comedy

Week two of shelter in place has got these ladies making all sorts of weird confessions- some of which you may have wanted to hear, others you definitely did not. But you, dear listeners, are the ones tuning in, so you only have yourselves to blame. We wash our hands of any of it.  
Welcome in to episode 48 where Claire is telling you all about her lack of experience with purchasing sex toys and Fran is calling out her lack of experience due to her high access to and consumption of the D! This week in review brings some sweet spots (Fran is enjoying her child! And Claire is finding her sons cute moments together ) and some not so bright spots (more sick kids and monotonous lock downs).  Selected, celebrity shaming news is shared (Kim and Taylor’s fued continues ?!) and sex related advice is dispensed (Should Claire take this time in SIP to become a licensed sexual therapist) Do you even care about what the ladies like anymore? Even if you didn’t, you are getting it (Unsettling Netflix docs and local bakeries). Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by asshats at the grocery stores. You know who you are. 
Angels Delight
1 ounce gin
1 ounce chambord
3/4 ounce cream 
2-3 dashes grenadine 
Shake gin, chambers, cream and grenadine with ice. Pour into martini or glass of choice.
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter 

Week two of shelter in place has got these ladies making all sorts of weird confessions- some of which you may have wanted to hear, others you definitely did not. But you, dear listeners, are the ones tuning in, so you only have yourselves to blame. We wash our hands of any of it.  
Welcome in to episode 48 where Claire is telling you all about her lack of experience with purchasing sex toys and Fran is calling out her lack of experience due to her high access to and consumption of the D! This week in review brings some sweet spots (Fran is enjoying her child! And Claire is finding her sons cute moments together ) and some not so bright spots (more sick kids and monotonous lock downs).  Selected, celebrity shaming news is shared (Kim and Taylor’s fued continues ?!) and sex related advice is dispensed (Should Claire take this time in SIP to become a licensed sexual therapist) Do you even care about what the ladies like anymore? Even if you didn’t, you are getting it (Unsettling Netflix docs and local bakeries). Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by asshats at the grocery stores. You know who you are. 
Angels Delight
1 ounce gin
1 ounce chambord
3/4 ounce cream 
2-3 dashes grenadine 
Shake gin, chambers, cream and grenadine with ice. Pour into martini or glass of choice.
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter 

1 hr 4 min

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