1 hr 13 min

Episode 154 Corona Chronicles: Age Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Number Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    • Comedy

Another day, another socially distanced episode coming at you from the homes of Fran and Claire! What will they talk about? (Rona related b******t for sure) Will they argue about something? (duh, you know who you are listening to, right?) Will you roll your eyes, laugh out loud a pick a side during this episode? (You bet you’re sweet ass ya will)
Welcome in to episode 54, where the margaritas are flowing, Fran is about to pop a baby and the the hater is getting all switched up. This week in review brings listeners a lil joy (Claire is getting her parking lot hobo on) and a little bit of pain (the good and bad of inductions). Carefully selected and curated news is shared (meat shortages, 5 year olds stealing cars and what to do if you are headed to college next year). Advice this week comes at the gals from a make listener who is dating a woman 15 years his senior. Should he succumb to his friends and families pressure to break it off? (It’s a no from us)   “Corona Confessions” for week eight reveals some pregnancy cravings and Claire’s shitty mood (is she a bitch just right now? Or is she using this confession as an excuse- let’s let this weeks hater convo confirm) The ladies are liking food, well, they are always liking food and gorgeously made and designed nursing wear, from a local Sacramentan and mom of 3.  Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by a paranoid shopper at the farmers market- watch out- Fran got no sympathy for your shopping anxiety. 
Whole Fruit Margarita
¼ cup (60 ml) water
6 ounces (180 ml) tequila
2 fluid ounces (60 ml) Grand Marnier
1 Large orange, peeled, halved
1 small lime, peeled
1 lemon, peeled, halved
6 Tablespoons (75 g) granulated sugar
6 cups (600 g) ice cubes
Blend to enjoy! 
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter 

Another day, another socially distanced episode coming at you from the homes of Fran and Claire! What will they talk about? (Rona related b******t for sure) Will they argue about something? (duh, you know who you are listening to, right?) Will you roll your eyes, laugh out loud a pick a side during this episode? (You bet you’re sweet ass ya will)
Welcome in to episode 54, where the margaritas are flowing, Fran is about to pop a baby and the the hater is getting all switched up. This week in review brings listeners a lil joy (Claire is getting her parking lot hobo on) and a little bit of pain (the good and bad of inductions). Carefully selected and curated news is shared (meat shortages, 5 year olds stealing cars and what to do if you are headed to college next year). Advice this week comes at the gals from a make listener who is dating a woman 15 years his senior. Should he succumb to his friends and families pressure to break it off? (It’s a no from us)   “Corona Confessions” for week eight reveals some pregnancy cravings and Claire’s shitty mood (is she a bitch just right now? Or is she using this confession as an excuse- let’s let this weeks hater convo confirm) The ladies are liking food, well, they are always liking food and gorgeously made and designed nursing wear, from a local Sacramentan and mom of 3.  Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by a paranoid shopper at the farmers market- watch out- Fran got no sympathy for your shopping anxiety. 
Whole Fruit Margarita
¼ cup (60 ml) water
6 ounces (180 ml) tequila
2 fluid ounces (60 ml) Grand Marnier
1 Large orange, peeled, halved
1 small lime, peeled
1 lemon, peeled, halved
6 Tablespoons (75 g) granulated sugar
6 cups (600 g) ice cubes
Blend to enjoy! 
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter 

1 hr 13 min

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