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00:00:00 Introduction02:23:01 Pure Hypochondria07:22:00 Ass Ripping Remixes09:55:20 The Gayification Of Names – Stop It14:26:03 Fart Rock / Home Improvement Theme15:57:07 Underskirt Pervert Caught In A Target21:38:15 Sovereign Citizen Gets Tased26:02:09 AI Song About Low Battery Smoke Alarms28:13:19 Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:13:01 Rapture Lady Wants All Of The Money Back That She Gave Away34:12:12 Doctor Poisons IV Bags38:04:17 A Tesla Super Charged Bitch Fit42:22:14Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction02:54:10 Raw Meat Sex05:58:19 Awful Sex Talk Show – Topics Include Bestiality and Rim Jobs 19:05:00 Elisa Jordana Police Cam Footage Released27:09:17 Grimes Performance At Coachella Was Epic35:01:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow!37:12:08 Christian Chiropractor Turns Out To Be A Creep41:25:18 Ophthalmologists Seeing Uptick In Burned Out Eyeballs45:55:18 Doughed In The Head50:15:11Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today's Show:

- That Time Meade Was Almost Sexual Assaulted By A Pack Of Roving Homosexuals Gang Members
- Plus Learning Quantum Physics While Getting Nailed From Behind
- Confronting The Man Who Sodomized You In Your Dreams
- And John Bobbit Is Down A Few More Appendages

On Today's Show:

- Are You An Alien Starseed Baby? Take This Buzzfeed Quiz And Find Out!
- Lesbians Have The Best Orgasms! Find out why
- Threatening to behead your city councilmen
- And Witness The Splendor or A Total Testicular Eclipse

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction02:35:08 Daniel Larson’s Trench Foot: The Musical08:07:10 AI Bristol Stool Chart And Ass To Mouth Songs12:14:00 Two Hard Headed Morons On The Public Bus Fight20:20:12 Visitng The Sun And Passing The Gassy Moon23:14:10 Gay Mushrooms Bring Comfort To The LGBTQ Commuity31:13:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!33:24:20 Giving Your Butt That Chalupa Supreme Treatment37:35:18 Real Life Oscar The Grouch Arrested In Florida40:37:15 Getting A A Quarter Stuck In Your Vocal Chussy43:55:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today's Show:

- The Bowel Movement Experts Shares Some Truly Personal Stories About Doots And Toots
- A Paypig’s Revenge Is Caught On Livestream
- Grinding Up And Smoking Grandma’s Bones
- Finding Anus Rubbings On The Water Fountain