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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again)08:54:22 The Inbred Family Is Back! Are They Scamming?20:43:09 Trump Is Selling Bigly Bibles!25:48:21 Tips From An Alpha Douche Dating Coach32:15:11 Get Exclusive Episodes Of DV33:52:12 Between A Tampon And A Hard Place42:18:21 Man Finds Human Legs, Promptly Eats It44:45:24 One School Has Locked Up Their Toilets48:23:13 Youtube Video Ban Update!49:03:23Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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Piss Gargling Britney Spears Songs - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show-
The Deadly Virus That’s Eating Assholes Across Japan
Piss Gargle Singing Britney Spears Songs
Death Metal Music For Dogs
I’m pretty sure the saying is being fly on the wall, but not a fly on your colon. -
How An Ingrown Pubic Hair Nearly Killed A Man
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair Almost Killed A Man38:32:02 The Handy Man Who Busted A Nut In His Clients Underwear41:47:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / EndingLinks:
Awesome socks by DV Listener! Go Buy! Melangetic – Etsy
Today’s Sponsor:
Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve
Our New PO Box Address!
Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
* Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
* Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
* Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
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It's "Pretend To Be A Slave Master" Day At School - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show-
Extreme Grade Incline Baseball And Other Fun New Dangerous Sports
Plus How Shoenice Hates His Family - Let Me COunt Thy Ways
A CEO Flees The Police Because He Really Wanted A Big Gulp
And It’s Pretend To Be A Slave Master Day At School -
Miss Bologna Nipples Thinks She Can Play Call Of Duty With Us Boys - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show:
The Dangers Of Cleaning Shit Out Of Your Ass With Sharp Fake Finger Nails
Plus When A Chick With Bologna Nipples Is Playing Call of Duty With You
Spraying Your Semen In Chipotle Dinning Room
And The Double The Pussy Double The Boyfriends -
One Man’s Cat Obsession Results In Several Body Defects
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair Almost Killed A Man38:32:02 The Handy Man Who Busted A Nut In His Clients Underwear41:47:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
Today’s Sponsor:
Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve
Our New PO Box Address!
Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
* Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
* Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
* Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
AI Transcript:
Tonight, a deadly affair leads to a man on the run.
Sex, drugs, Caribbean voodoo, a stint at a trade school learning HVAC repair, a bocce ball tournament, several haircuts, skydiving, land jumping.
It’s all coming up on today’s exciting, action-packed episode of Distorted View Daily.
Freaks, it’s Thursday, March 21st, 2024.
Coming up on the program today, who wants to see my cockhead?
It’s out there, baby.
Plus, one U-Tard has a complete meltdown while washing her face, trying to make out with the cops as they arrest you, and threatening to blow up an airport because of them government chemtrails.
Distorted View Daily proudly presents another Craigslist personal ad reading by Cheryl Murkowski.
Seeking period blood, sex, 45s, Masua Suffolk.
I seek a woman having their period.
I love the taste of vaginal juices and blood.
I will give you the best ool of your life.
If you get horny when your period erodes, then give me a try.
I can ease your cramps by licking you into euphoria.
I’m clean and estety free.
You be too.
Please, I prefer a shave to the joiner.
But as long as you’re close cut and maintained, then get at me.
Please contact me for further details.
I’m available most any time.
Ironic that was all one sentence.
No periods.
It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.
She is a fat cunt.
And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth.
Christian now fears his flatulence.
A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all at once.
Customer Reviews
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