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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Distorted View Daily Distorted View

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 894 Ratings

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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Listen on Apple Podcasts
Requires subscription and macOS 11.4 or higher

    The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible

    The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible

    On Today’s Show:







    00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again)08:54:22 The Inbred Family Is Back! Are They Scamming?20:43:09 Trump Is Selling Bigly Bibles!25:48:21 Tips From An Alpha Douche Dating Coach32:15:11 Get Exclusive Episodes Of DV33:52:12 Between A Tampon And A Hard Place42:18:21 Man Finds Human Legs, Promptly Eats It44:45:24 One School Has Locked Up Their Toilets48:23:13 Youtube Video Ban Update!49:03:23Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending





















    Today’s Sponsor:

















    Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve













    Our New PO Box Address!







    Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

















    * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463







    * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page







    * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!













    AI Transcript:

    • 59 min
    Piss Gargling Britney Spears Songs - SIDESHOW

    Piss Gargling Britney Spears Songs - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show-

    The Deadly Virus That’s Eating Assholes Across Japan

    Piss Gargle Singing Britney Spears Songs

    Death Metal Music For Dogs

    I’m pretty sure the saying is being fly on the wall, but not a fly on your colon.

    How An Ingrown Pubic Hair Nearly Killed A Man

    How An Ingrown Pubic Hair Nearly Killed A Man

    On Today’s Show:







    00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair Almost Killed A Man38:32:02 The Handy Man Who Busted A Nut In His Clients Underwear41:47:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / EndingLinks:















    Awesome socks by DV Listener! Go Buy! Melangetic – Etsy

















    Today’s Sponsor:

















    Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve













    Our New PO Box Address!







    Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

















    * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463







    * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page







    * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!













    AI Transcript:

    • 51 min
    It's "Pretend To Be A Slave Master" Day At School - SIDESHOW

    It's "Pretend To Be A Slave Master" Day At School - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show-

    Extreme Grade Incline Baseball And Other Fun New Dangerous Sports

    Plus How Shoenice Hates His Family - Let Me COunt Thy Ways

    A CEO Flees The Police Because He Really Wanted A Big Gulp

    And It’s Pretend To Be A Slave Master Day At School

    Miss Bologna Nipples Thinks She Can Play Call Of Duty With Us Boys - SIDESHOW

    Miss Bologna Nipples Thinks She Can Play Call Of Duty With Us Boys - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show:

    The Dangers Of Cleaning Shit Out Of Your Ass With Sharp Fake Finger Nails
    Plus When A Chick With Bologna Nipples Is Playing Call of Duty With You
    Spraying Your Semen In Chipotle Dinning Room
    And The Double The Pussy Double The Boyfriends

    One Man’s Cat Obsession Results In Several Body Defects

    One Man’s Cat Obsession Results In Several Body Defects

    On Today’s Show:







    00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair Almost Killed A Man38:32:02 The Handy Man Who Busted A Nut In His Clients Underwear41:47:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









    Today’s Sponsor:









    Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve













    Our New PO Box Address!







    Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

















    * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463







    * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page







    * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!













    AI Transcript:







    Tonight, a deadly affair leads to a man on the run.







    Sex, drugs, Caribbean voodoo, a stint at a trade school learning HVAC repair, a bocce ball tournament, several haircuts, skydiving, land jumping.







    It’s all coming up on today’s exciting, action-packed episode of Distorted View Daily.







    Freaks, it’s Thursday, March 21st, 2024.







    Coming up on the program today, who wants to see my cockhead?







    It’s out there, baby.







    Plus, one U-Tard has a complete meltdown while washing her face, trying to make out with the cops as they arrest you, and threatening to blow up an airport because of them government chemtrails.







    Distorted View Daily proudly presents another Craigslist personal ad reading by Cheryl Murkowski.







    Seeking period blood, sex, 45s, Masua Suffolk.







    I seek a woman having their period.







    I love the taste of vaginal juices and blood.







    I will give you the best ool of your life.







    If you get horny when your period erodes, then give me a try.







    I can ease your cramps by licking you into euphoria.







    I’m clean and estety free.







    You be too.







    Please, I prefer a shave to the joiner.







    But as long as you’re close cut and maintained, then get at me.







    Please contact me for further details.







    I’m available most any time.







    Ironic that was all one sentence.







    No periods.







    It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.







    She is a fat cunt.







    And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth.







    Christian now fears his flatulence.







    A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all at once.

    • 55 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
894 Ratings

894 Ratings

iehova ,

Long Time Freak

I’ve been listening to Timmy Boo for basically 20 years and have loved every minute.

Phxfirespinner ,

Timmy boo!

Been listening to your dulcet tones since ‘06! Love ya man. Keep it all up.

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distored view

the only thing in my sorry life that brings joy to me .
Timmy brings it daily without fail.
Thanks Timmy boo

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