Episode #3x45: A Merry Mueller Christmas Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

We kick off with a graphic update on our Thanksgiving sex lives. #blessed

Surprise again, bitch! welcomes back a sly motherfucker who somehow figured out how to con the system.

It's beginning to look a lot like a merry Mueller Christmas.

Royal wedding bells are a' ringing, and this time, there's interesting social ramifications.

SAT question 2017: Smallville is to ___, what Jonestown was to ____.

Rutgers University tells everyone to grow a spine because confronting racist family members actually works to reduce racism.

A game of Google that Shit has us wondering: how do you move a family in Skyrim?



And in this week's After Dark:
- Two titans of delivery meals battle it out in this rendition of Hello Fresh v. Freshly
- Tipping your delivery person: a necessity, and an evil.
- We get personal about our food delivery habits, how new smartphone apps are helping or hindering those habits, and what services are worth the price tag.
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