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:: DATE: 02/19/2019
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:: DATE: 01/15/2308
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:: DATE: 12/28/2048
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Customer Reviews
12.20.2023_CLEVER_REVIEW_TITLE
This podcast had me from the first second of the first episode. I downloaded every existing episode (perfectly feasible because of the punchy 6 minute length of most episodes) and then began binging them. I laughed out loud in nearly every episode, and I thoroughly appreciated the humorous idea behind each bit. If this podcast attempted to prolong the joke at the center of each bit *AHEM MONTY PYTHON AHEM*, then it might’ve gotten less funny. But because it hits a brilliantly short run time, it is funny the whole time. I am very actually very excited to listen to the rest of the extant episodes, and will eagerly await more when I finish them. Thank you kindly Pod Cube makers.
Impressively funny
Short, hilarious, quality, and good!
If you’re a fan of…
Robot Chicken, this is the podcast for you. If I could imagine how Seth Green would do an audio version of Robot Chicken, it would be exactly this and that’s a high compliment. Quirky, quick, comedy perfect for short spurts or marathon listens