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The NSFW comedy podcast! Two Brits go chapter by chapter through your favourite book series…eses….
Season 1: Harry Potter - The magical journey through Hogwarts revisited through jaded, adult eyes...

Poorly Read Season 1: Harry Potter

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The NSFW comedy podcast! Two Brits go chapter by chapter through your favourite book series…eses….
Season 1: Harry Potter - The magical journey through Hogwarts revisited through jaded, adult eyes...

    38: S1E38 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapters 4-6

    38: S1E38 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapters 4-6

    In this episode, we have a cleaning montage, plop Molly on the stove, and wonder why Kreacher is walking side to side.....
    Email: poorlyread@gmail.com
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    • 51 min
    37: S1E37 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapters 1-3

    37: S1E37 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapters 1-3

    In this episode, we take the submissions from the 'Punchline Out of Context' Instagram competition and try and seamlessly insert them into our conversation. The results are... well, typical of Poorly Read.
    The submissions we chose were:
    • 'And that's how I got pregnant'
    • 'You can Dumble my Dore'
    • 'Fuck me sideways and call me Minerva!'
    • 'I think I just saw Stephen Fry floating past the window!'
    • 'I'm deadly Sirius'
    So listen out for those, along with some incestuous cousin-ing, lady envelopes, and Vernon being not too happy about a 'blizard'....
    Email us at : poorlyread@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Poorly Read: The NSFW Comedy Podcast!

    Poorly Read: The NSFW Comedy Podcast!

    Two Brits go chapter by chapter through your favourite book series...eses....
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    Season 1: Harry Potter
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    New episodes released every Wednesday!
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    36: S1E36 - Movie _______! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (featuring Daniel Nunan)

    36: S1E36 - Movie _______! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (featuring Daniel Nunan)

    In this episode, we ______ all over Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Movie! We have our regular movie guest, the _______ piece of _________, Daniel Nunan! And as per usual, Tom has _________ all over the mother_________ carpet and it's gotten all sticky.
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    • 43 min
    35: S1E35 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapters 35-37

    35: S1E35 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapters 35-37

    In this episode, we reach the end of Harry Potter and His Hot Cups! We sit down in Moody's office as he has a little Allegiance Reveal Party, discover how Harry and Ginny use Polyjuice Potion to spice up their love life, and try to work out the best way to bury a family in the back garden
    poorlyread@gmail.com
    https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/

    • 1 hr 14 min
    34: S1E34 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapters 33 & 34

    34: S1E34 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapters 33 & 34

    In this episode, we observe how Voldemort punishes cheeky Death Eaters, learn which bodily fluid is a good adhesive, and feel our bosoms swell as Harry and Cedric's hearts... go onnnnn
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    https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/

    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

Kimberella!! ,

Wonderfully awful

I, an avid Harry Potter fan, absolutely adore this podcast. They absolutely rip the series to shreds all while renewing my love for it. Mind you, this podcast is not for the faint of heart or the squeamish. With an open mind and skewed sense of humor you might love this podcast as much as I do!

Hamiltrash82 ,

Delightfully Disrespectful

As a full grown adult who also loves Harry Potter I absolutely adore this podcast. The pod is hilarious, fun, and I get a nice dose of adult humor. Well done.

KayBee928 ,

Hilarious

Currently binging this. Multiple instances of awkwardly laughing out loud while on the treadmill at the gym.

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