Shannon Ford isn't here to inspire you or help you better yourself in any way... but she can guarantee you'll laugh.. either with her or at her. She covers everything from her year-long stint as a reality TV "villain" to pop culture to what happens when you have everything in your life going great and then the bottom drops out and you gotta figure it the f**k out. Buckle up and come along for the ride as she tries to navigate being hella alone in her 20's.
Guns n Lion Tattoos
In today's episode Shannon is joined by Anna Grace once again to take you on another rollercoaster of fuckery. We update you on Shannon's dating life and the social media whoopsie she had over the weekend. The girls offer high praise to a Probably a Podcast listener who is out here absolutely grinding to be a match maker for Shannon in an unlikely turn of events. The girls discuss Anna Grace's Patreon launch and explain exactly why it will change your life to be a part of. They dive into how to have boundaries in friendships and relationships and not allowing someone else to write your story. Per usual Shannon will buy anything and forces AG into a medical fasting journey that absolutely nobody asked for... ever. Did AG find herself wedged between a game of Russian roulette, a lion tattoo, and a handle of vodka? Find out all of this and more in Episode 7. "Are you ready to party????"
Today on the podcast we welcome Shannon's best friend: Taylor Monaco. The girls discuss how their friendship began, that one time they were on reality TV together and how to rip a 7am shot of tequila to save your bff's unborn child. Are you really even besties for the resties if you didn't get in a massive fight bc you wanted to sleep with your friends future husband?? Probably not. Shannon and Taylor break down how to navigate friendship when one of you is having babies and a mortgage and the other is nursing a hangover while she gets more tattoos. Did Taylor's husband star in an international porn with Stormi Daniels? Why did Shannon take a shot of Taylor's booze infused breast milk in Miami? You'll find out all of this and more in episode 6: Sister Wives.
This week the liquor store crush is reveled and it doesn't have a happy ending. The girls dive into new drugs involving amphibious creatures - and which members of the royal family have dabbled in them. Shannon talks her date out of a medical procedure and wonders if she's officially dating people too old for her. AG recounts a crisis involving her hair and the WIG BURRITO is born... and quickly killed. What happens when two girls walk into Bass Pro Shop when they absolutely don't belong there? AG gets naked that's what. You'll find out what terrible pickup lines Shannon throws to her Raya matches and how AG convinces her to be less mean to men. Why does everyone Shannon know's and loves all go to the same OBGYN and simultaneously end up on bed rest in one day? Lastly the girls discuss the horrifying act of submitting a stool sample and the poor FedEx worker who is in charge of shipping your shit. You read that correctly. Enjoy
Trip of a Lifetime
In episode 4 we discuss AG’s intense (and hilariously terrible) journey in Sedona.. on mushrooms. You can gain some insight on what to do when your friends face melts off and get advice on how to avoid charges for rearranging landscape at 5 star resorts. Spoiler alert: AG has none for you. Is her bad trip worse than the time Shannon accidentally did meth? Who could be too sure. The girls explain their “Desperado scale” and how Shannon managed to reach an all time new high on it. Will she have to get the authorities involved in her liquor store crush? Shannon gives the 411 on Malibu with Bridgerton and you’ll find out if she finally “gave those t*****s a chance” on another date now that it’s autumn. Stay in school and off drugs kids.
Hoes are Like Hobbies
Episode 3 dives into Shannon's trip to New York and all the antics that went along with it. Anna Grace is back and boofin' about her school spirited nudes, quaalude-like illness, and her knowledge on footjobs. The girls discuss a time Shannon took her sexting talent too far and the difference between being ghosted or weasled. Is it irresponsible to be a horrible kisser when you're extremely hot? Can you guess what food they serve in the Memphis prison system? Does AG keep up with her cellmates from her brief stint in said prison? All of these questions and more are answered in this episode. It's almost cuffing season again and if you want a new hobby, give hoe's a try.
We Be Boofin'
In episode 2 of Probably a Podcast Shannon has one of her best friends and the ever electric Anna Grace Newell joining her. No your podcast app didn't accidentally get switched into 4x faster speed that's just how alarmingly rapid Shannon and Anna Grace talk to each other on a regular basis. Was AG's car stolen 5 hours before this episode was recorded? Who could be too sure. Shannon dives into recent dates she's been on since her last complaint of no men talking to her post breakup. Strap in for discussions on fake accents, when to make a puke pallet palace, and their personal meaning behind "Boofin". Wondering when you should post a guy to your social media? Ever been in jail Tik Tok? Most importantly what season should your t*****s be given freedom? All of this and plenty more is answered in this Episode.
So funny. Shannon is authentic & refreshing in a time where everyone is afraid to offend someone. Thanks for keeping it real & helping this mom legit laugh out loud while I’m rage cleaning my home (AirPods for the win!).
Love, Love, Love this podcast!! 🤣♥️👏🍾🍷
Thanks for making this podcast! You and Anna Grace are HILARIOUS!! This Mama needs an escape once in awhile and this podcast delivers!! You and your friends stories take me back to my care free 20’s with my besties!! Live it up ladies!! Thanks so much for making me laugh uncontrollably pretty much every episode! Anna Graces experience in Sedona had me rolling!! 🤣 Thanks again Shannon! Keep them coming! 👏
Pretty sure she need helps
She’s an alcoholic. That’s all.