Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

Jimbo, Carl Anka and Daniel Storey try and make sense of quite possibly the greatest day of tournament football ever.

Switzerland knock out world champions France on penalties after a 3-3 draw in Bucharest. We try to explain the magnificence of Xhaka and Pogba. And would France have fared better with Laporte?

Speaking of Laporte, his Spanish side beat Croatia 5-3 after extra time. How to explain a free-scoring team with a struggling striker?

England and Germany face off at Wembley on Tuesday. Raphael Honigstein tells us why he’s worried about German improv up against a heavily rehearsed England.

Plus Sweden Ukraine, Dutch despair from 2000 and attempting to explain the own goal epidemic.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Switzerland knock out France on penalties (04m 30s)
• PART 2: Croatia 3-5 Spain (19m 00s)
• PART 3a: England v Germany preview with Raphael Honigstein (31m 30s)
• PART 3b: Sweden v Ukraine preview (47m 00s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 30s)
• PART 5: On This Day – Toldo and Totti torment the Dutch (54m 00s)


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