17 episodes
Retail Theater The Synthetic Playhouse
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- Fiction
In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes these performances entertaining, albeit quirky, is that artificial intelligence is used as much as possible in the performance.
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Customer was finally right about something
Customer was finally right about something.
Hold this
This guy just can’t FATHOM our prices
TRANSFER ME TO THE OTHER STORE
I’m sorry I’m not a mind reader. -
The People wrote the check
* Customer gets angry and leaves store shouting because I don’t work here
* Difficult big box store door guy
* I'm allergic to chemicals, you're going to buy me a new computer!
* The man who has no idea what to get his wife!
* The People wrote the check -
my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants
I can’t believe I'm the one with the brain tumor
I Told You So
In which we learn what minimum means
Just because I have long hair doesn't mean I work at Guitar Center
my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants -
My Hero Cashier
Her name is Sophie!
Karen yells we need to get our act together
My Hero Cashier
Where is your lanyard?!
You don't deserve to have a job! Debatable, but you're still wrong. -
Your hold time is ridiculous!
Dirty Ice on the Side Please
how to deal with rude people on Black Friday
Teacher doesn't know what a mouse looks like
Why dont you ask someone who works here Turned out Im actually the jerk
Your hold time is ridiculous! -
You and what army
Crazy lady tries her darnedest to crash our staff meeting
how to deal with rude people on Black Friday.
when you need to go to the ER and need a nurse, good luck
Some crazy lady screamed at me for not helping her
You and what army