Rubio Rubin is a bicycle-kicking steal of a deal, and Real Monarchs takeover with Landon Southwick Salt City FC

Don't adjust that dial; Salt City FC is back in an all-Jake free episode. Landon Southwick, the longtime Voice of Real Monarchs SLC, joins Sean to talk about RSL's second division side ahead of the club's home opener Friday night against LA Galaxy II. Who is the club? What is the club? Why is the club? A lot has changed in the offseason, and we'll try to get you up to speed in an hour or less.

Also, the MLS Players' Association dropped the annual salary dump. Some guys are making a lot of money. Others are bargain-hunting steals: where else by RSL can you get a starting goalkeeper who is on the short list for the U.S. national team at under $90,000 per year? We don't expect David Ochoa to last long at that price, but enjoy it now while you can.

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