Lopker Songs for American Democracy Lopker

There's going to be trouble
Don't worry
It will come without your help
Full of sound and fury

Keep company only
With people who uplift you
Who call forth your best
Forget all the rest

Tell yourself the truth
Set yourself free
Conquer grief, don't deceive it
If not you, then who?

There's going to be trouble
Don't worry
It will come without your help
Full of sound and fury

Don't waste your time in fear
Of things that will never come to be
All you have is now, be here
Be your best friend, oh be happy

Every tyrant needs his cowards
To look the other way
Go along with the heard
Shout his slogans and his praise
When you see bad things
Look for the helpers
People assisting
The Helter Skelter

Look for the sociopaths
With zero empathy
Destroying whatever
Makes 'em unhappy
Look for the stupid
Guided by emotions
More like lizards
Than thinking humans

Look for the sheep
Following their faith
Loyal to their tribe
All others they hate
Look for the greedy
Guided by money
In love with stuff
Morality mushy

When you see bad things
Look for the helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers

I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream
You go west and I'll head east
We'll meet in Kansas City
We'll set aside our big beliefs
And split a pint of pity

I'll meet you half way
Between the Left and the Right
We'll roam these fifty states
Until one day we unite
I'll meet you in the center
Of the circle jerking clowns
Between the pain and pleasure
Going round and round and round

We'll take the middle path
Holding hands along the way
We'll forget which one's white or black
Brown, yellow, pink, or gray
I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream

I'll meet you in the center
Of the circle jerking clowns
Between the pain and pleasure
Going round and round and round
I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream
Share our common dream
Share our common dream
Share our common dream

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar
When he opened his mouth, beware buyer!
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
This is the story of a man who was beaten

Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed
If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail
Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed
Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed
A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties

He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs
He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud
Hated babies, gays, veterans and blacks
Hated democracy, science, knowledge and facts
Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the Jew
Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do

He suckered his believers into Trump Institute
And they saw firsthand how he made his loot
While our sons or daughters were killed in action
He dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstraction
He pretended to be godly for the evangelical
Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle

He tried to sell America for a few gold coins
Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyed
But the people fought back, and that loser failed
Our Democracy survived and we sent him to jail
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story of a man who was beaten

A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story, yeah that's the story
That's the story of a man who was beaten

MAGA 1 MAGA 2
I believed in you
MAGA 3 MAGA 4
I don't anymore
Dumpy Bumpy Frumpy Frack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Dumping on my MAGA hat

MAGA 5 MAGA 6
Tired of all your dirty tricks
MAGA 7 MAGA 8
No more bullshit
No more hate
Grumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Dumping on my MAGA hat

MAGA 9 MAGA 10
Fooled me once
Won't fool me again
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
Dumping on my MAGA hat

Stumpy Lumpy Monkey Mack
Plumpy Rumpy Crumpy Crap
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
Dumping on my MAGA hat
Dumping on my MAGA hat
Dumping on my MAGA hat

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John Lopker

All the quacks call it Carnivore
But it's really Dunning-Kruger
They tell you to eat lots of meat
And forget about heart disease
Well, maybe you feel fine for now
But disease takes it's own sweet time
Arteries clog slowly, then POW!
Your heart resigns

Please, guys, eat wisely
Mediterranean or DASH
Recommended most highly
If you want your life to last
Don't fall for the latest craze
Carnivore and whatever comes after
Just eat good food every day
The quacks will kill you faster

The Grim Reaper knows
Get your cholesterol low
LDL below 60
Live long and healthy
Don't fall for the carnivore scam
It's a total freakin' disaster
Ignore the quack and supplement man
Carnivore kills you faster