116 episodes

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

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    • 4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

    Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)

    Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)

    Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored.

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Binge Night

    Binge Night

    Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased.

    • 59 min
    Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)

    Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)

    Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible episode of Rude Tales of Magic!

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)

    Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)

    The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos!

    • 51 min
    The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)

    The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)

    The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but you better listen to make sure!!

    • 1 hr 13 min
    A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)

    A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)

    As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby.

    • 1 hr 12 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.2K Ratings

1.2K Ratings

Astryd ,

My favorite podcast

The humor is offbeat and irreverent, but the players and Branson always seem to know when to pull back and be serious. The ending of the first campaign hit me harder than the ending of The Good Place, which is coincidentally one of the closest examples of absurd comedy-focused character-driven media I can think of to compare it to. You can tell the players are all comfortable with each other and it honestly sounds like one of the best play experiences you could hope for at a DnD table.

greentonic ,

Just the worst. Truly the rudest possible fantasy podcast.

A spiritual home for people who truly identify as "problematic goblin". Shame on me, I guess, for not believing Swan Boy when he told us all how nasty he was going to get. I don't think he gets that gross/disgusting and mean-spirited are actually different things. Ali and Carly should slough the dead weight and start a sandwich show.

GoldenKai4522 ,

God fears this Podcast.

This is the best podcast I’ve had the pleasure to listen to.
Oh, and Branson?
I will find you and force you to produce the full songs of the blips you’ve given us.
And you too, Producer Taylor.

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