Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 21H AGO

    Science Sees the Light

    💡 Science Sees the Light – And So Do We! What really happens when you die? No, seriously—can science measure the moment your lights go out? In this snark-filled special episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, we dive deep into the recent scientific study on ultra-weak photon emissions (UPEs) observed in euthanized mice and injured plants—aka: your body’s final dim glow before metabolic shutdown. Join us as we rip apart pseudoscientific nonsense, debunk Christian soul-glow fantasies, and celebrate real science that doesn’t need halos to be badass. We break down what UPEs are (hint: they’re not auras), how Christians are already trying to hijack the science, and why your body emitting faint light after death doesn’t prove a damn thing about heaven. Expect righteous rants, laugh-out-loud moments, and a whole lot of WTF, Christians? energy. ✨ Wanna glow with us in real time? Join our Discord community and catch our monthly Sunday livestreams at 2PM Eastern + our weekly Tuesday night lives at 10PM Eastern: https://discord.gg/3fmhMYveKZ 🌐 Find all our episodes, blog posts, and unholy goodies at: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 💸 Love what we do and want to help keep the (scientific) lights on? Support us on Patreon and get exclusive content and bonus snark: https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

  2. 2D AGO

    Zechariah Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists

    🎙️ Episode Summary: Zechariah Chapter 8 – Be Happy or God’ll Smite Ya! After a brief hiatus (or let’s be real—another chaotic life intermission), we’re back with our regularly scheduled snark and sacrilege. This week, we dive into Zechariah Chapter 8, where God pulls a total PR 180. One minute he's a wrathful sky daddy dishing out plagues like Oprah gives away cars, and now? He’s all sunshine, kittens, and “Don’t be afraid, I promise I won’t smite you this time... maybe.” Join us in our brand-new Unstudio™ (because “basement corner with a mic” doesn’t sound as official) as we talk divine jealousy, weirdly worded prophecies, and what it really means when the Lord says, “I hate that you enjoy lying.” Spoiler: if you’re not scared, you should be... but also don’t be. Got it? Good. And what’s with 10 random people grabbing the hem of one Jew’s robe like it’s Black Friday at a Messiah sale? We dig into it all—Bible bullshit, sarcasm, musical outbursts, and all the awkward divine threats you’ve come to expect from the Old Testament. 💬 Want more snarky biblical banter? 🖥️ Visit us at https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 💬 Join the cult—err, community—on Discord: https://discord.gg/3fmhMYveKZ 💸 Love what we do? Help us keep the holy hellfire burning by supporting us on Patreon at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse — because sarcastic Bible study doesn't fund itself. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min

  3. MAY 14

    Religious Syncretism (Patreon Teaser)

    Religious Syncretism vs Colonialism: WTF Is the Difference? Get ready for a deep-dive bonus episode straight from the godless underground of Sacrilegious Discourse. We’re talking about religious syncretism—what it is, what it definitely isn’t, and how colonialism tries to cosplay as peaceful cultural blending (spoiler: it's not). From Gnostic Christianity and Shinto-Buddhism to Haitian Voodoo and even Yahweh’s messy origin story, this episode unpacks how religions morph and merge—when people actually choose it—and how they get stomped on by power-hungry empires. We also drag Alexander the Great (with love) for creating a spiritual blender of gods, myths, and metaphysics that helped cook up early Christianity. #ThanksAlex 💬 Wanna yell at us live? Correct our shit? Join our awesome Discord community: https://discord.gg/3fmhMYveKZ ❤️ Want more episodes like this one (plus shout-outs, swag, and our eternal snarky gratitude)? Support us on Patreon for just $2/month: https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    5 min

  4. MAY 7

    Pope Joan and the Holy Throne: Myth, Misogyny, and the Papal Ball Check

    In this bonus episode, we dive groin-first into the legend of Pope Joan—a woman who allegedly infiltrated the papacy, gave birth mid-procession, and inspired a ritual to fondle future Popes. We explore 9th-century politics, religion, and misogyny with our trademark blend of sarcasm and skepticism. Spoiler: she probably didn’t exist, but damn, the story slaps. Was Pope Joan real, or just medieval satire gone viral?The political chaos and mythmaking of the 9th centuryHow women were both feared and revered in religious rolesThe infamous "Holy Throne" and its testicular inspection ritualWhy this myth survived for centuries and who benefited from it Quotes:“She allegedly gave birth right there in the street—while the Roman crowd looked on in shock. The horse didn’t stop.”“Duos habet et bene pendentes—he has two, and they hang well. And yes, that was the test.”If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or reevaluate your knowledge of papal seating arrangements, subscribe to Sacrilegious Discourse wherever you get your podcasts. Leave a review, share it with a heretic, and visit sacrilegiousdiscourse.com for more unholy content. Join us on Discord for fun, friends and live events! https://discord.gg/3fmhMYveKZ If you love our podcast and want a way to contribute, head over to our Patreon and support us for as little as $1/month: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min

  5. MAY 5

    Zechariah Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists

    👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 7: Fasting, Questions, and Divine JusticeIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the intriguing and often perplexing Zechariah Chapter 7. Picking up from their last discussion, they explore the motivations behind the people's questions about fasting and whether their practices truly align with divine intent. With their trademark humor and candid dialogue, they ponder the significance of fasting and the importance of genuine devotion versus mere ritual. As they dissect the chapter, they also analyze God's call for justice, mercy, and compassion, reflecting on the implications of these teachings in today's world. The couple's witty banter leads to thought-provoking connections between ancient scripture and modern societal issues, all while keeping the atmosphere light and engaging. 💬 What are your thoughts on the relevance of fasting and the concept of true justice in this chapter? Join the conversation in the comments or on social media! 🎧 Get ready for an insightful and entertaining discussion as they unravel the complexities of Zechariah and prepare for their next episode! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min

  6. MAY 2

    Zechariah Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists

    👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 6: Chariots, Crowns, and ConfusionIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the wild and wacky visions of Zechariah Chapter 6. After a brief recap of the previous chapter's flying scroll and woman in a basket, they find themselves confronted with even more bizarre imagery—four chariots pulled by colorful horses emerging from bronze mountains. What does it all mean? The couple's humorous banter and candid reflections keep the discussion light while they ponder the significance of these strange symbols. As they explore the chapter, they also touch on the implications of crowns, the identity of the mysterious "Branch," and the roles of priests and governors in the biblical narrative. With their signature style, they navigate the complexities of Zechariah's visions, all while making connections to modern culture and sharing relatable anecdotes. 💬 What do you think of the imagery presented in this chapter? How do you interpret the symbolism of the chariots and the Branch? Join the conversation in the comments or on social media! 🎧 Get ready for a fun and thought-provoking discussion filled with laughter and insights as they unravel the intricacies of Zechariah and gear up for their next episode! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min

  7. APR 30

    Eye-Conic Beliefs (Patreon Teaser)

    👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Eyes: A Deep Dive into Symbolism and MeaningIn this special Patreon episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a whimsical yet profound look at the symbolism of eyes throughout history and culture. They explore everything from the all-seeing eye of God to the Eye of Horus, weaving in personal anecdotes and humorous banter that keeps the discussion lively and engaging. The couple delves into how eyes have been perceived as portals to the soul, symbols of power, and metaphors for perception and awareness. They touch on various cultural beliefs surrounding the evil eye and protective talismans, sharing fascinating insights about how these ideas persist in modern society. 💬 What are your thoughts on the significance of eyes in different cultures? Do you have any personal experiences that relate to this theme? Join the conversation in the comments or on social media! 🎧 Get ready for an eye-opening discussion filled with laughter and insights as they unravel the deep connections we have with one of our most vital senses and prepare for their next episode! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    5 min

  8. APR 25

    Zechariah Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists

    👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 5: The Scroll and the Basket of WickednessIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife return to the book of Zechariah, diving into Chapter 5, where they encounter a bizarre flying scroll and a basket containing a woman symbolizing wickedness. With their signature humor and insightful banter, they dissect the strange visions presented to Zechariah, including a scroll that’s 20 cubits long and the implications of a woman trapped in a lead-covered basket. The couple reflects on the significance of these odd images, pondering the meaning behind the scroll's curse and the fate of the woman in the basket. They also explore the cultural context of swearing by God's name versus cursing in modern times, leading to a discussion about the evolution of language and societal norms surrounding profanity. 💬 What are your thoughts on the symbolism in this chapter? How do you interpret the role of the flying scroll and the basket of wickedness? Join the conversation in the comments or on social media! 🎧 Prepare for a fun and thought-provoking discussion filled with laughter and confusion as they tackle the complexities of Zechariah's visions and gear up for the next chapter! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    18 min
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Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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