Safety Race Drinking Inside the Box

Ahhh the UCL has widdled down to it's last two contestants, Harry Kane joins a team who hasn't gone trophy-less since 2012 and properly showed them how to do it. The EFL seasons are coming to a close and the playoffs are heating up. The premier league is experiencing a 3 way race for 1 place at the bottom and a two way race for the top. What a magical time it is. Season's hopes and dreams have all been but dashed and smashed against reality and many clubs are facing yet anot...