Fire Sign – The Archer – November 22 – December 21
The stoner Sagittarius is the adventure seeking storyteller of the stoner Zodiac. They make the time between puff and pass so much more enjoyable within the smoke circle. The brave Archer is always on a quest for that exotic smoke spot.
All sacred herbal strains are open to the stoner Sag. They may have a connoisseur’s knowledge base, but they are down to roll any jay with any green. For the stoner Sagittarius, the process and experience is more important than the product.
Be forewarned: A cozy and comfy night with the sacred herb is not at the top of the stoner Sag’s list. Pack a portable pipe because the eager Sagittarius will have you trekking the terrestrial plane in search the next tall smoke circle tale.
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June
Stoner Sagittarius I'm not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence! Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO.
But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package. A green light mission doesn't mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies.
Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag. Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Blunt force is not the only method to win the day. This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield.
Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions. Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent. You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac. Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone.
The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius.
By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence. Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum. Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels.
This month has it all for the stoner Archer! Cosmically enhanced solo missions. Strategic contemplative actions. And even smoke circle camaraderie. What a time to be alive.
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May
Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month.
Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds. If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities. Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock.
The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you’re qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck.
If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free. At least in the early days of this transition.
A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job. You don’t want any other factors disrupting lines of communication.
Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality: You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen. One will get you there much faster.
Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won’t be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road. Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April
Stoner Sagittarius, with the Full Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will experience a spark of inspiration and energy that will keep your spirit blazing throughout April!
Although it will be up to you to keep your stash jars filled with good greens and the frostiest nugs, one thing you can count on is that good times and ganja vibes will be in no short supply.
If you are a single stoner Sag, and there is an old flame you want to reignite, or a new romantic prospect you want to spend more time with, April is the perfect season to fire up a bowl together, and find out if the feeling is mutual.
And if you already have that special cannabis companion to share that sacred smoke with, then April will be an emotionally fulfilling and fiery month for sure.
Stoner Sagittarius, during this period when we talk about the economic grind, know that it doesn’t strictly pertain only to your time at work. You will easily rise above all expectations of your job, so right now your focus should be on the activities after you clock out for the day.
Roast up at the river my smokey Sagittarius. Fire up your favorite flower out in the meadow, or light up at the lake. Any day you are able to spark up outside of the house will be a day well spent.
Be confident my ambitious Archer that no matter how high you aim, you are sure to hit your mark in April. Know that when you are done puffing and playing out in Nature, you can return to your stoney sanctuary for a more relaxing smoke session to get some rest before the next chapter of your endo-adventure!
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March
Stoner Sagittarius it's been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane. As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown.
This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end.
Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle. Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods.
The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot. Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang. But be forewarned my stealthy Archer: Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces. Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness.
Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces.
This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses. What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere. I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer. But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds.
Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming. As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose. Wow, it must be heavy to be you.
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February
Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?
For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.
You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.
While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you.
My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.
Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January
It's a new year stoner Sagittarius. And with this change in calendar comes a cosmic breeze of energy and enthusiasm to fill your quiver.
Toke time with the sacred herb early in the month for a lifted strategy meditation session. The New Moon on the 2nd marks a peak of cosmic energy sent your way. Match bowls with the universe, and dare to dream stoner Sag.
But be careful my master Archer! Avoid purebred cannabis strains. Instead seek a nice Indica-Sativa hybrid for this energetic period. The ideas will be flowing from your own instinct and universal support. A pure Sativa cannabis strain could surge the energy in the universal amplifier to 11. You aren't a rock star stoner Sagittarius. You are a warrior.
The important aspect of the January time period will not be in the high-minded idea generation, but instead it will be on the execution of high-minded ambitions.
Hence, a pure Sativa strain could get you stuck in a frenetic and manic stage of idea creation; and a pure Indica strain could negate the impact of the energetic universal blessing.
A 50-50 hybrid strain will utilize the perspective enhancing powers of your cannabis copilot, and leave you ready to act on your medicated meditations.
So dream big this month stoner Sagittarius, but don't get stuck in your head. There is action to accomplish on the terrestrial plane. Unleash the cannabis enhanced powers of your mind, and follow the direction of your inner voice into productive battle.