Sh*tty Christians shittychristians

This week Zac and Michael tackle the impending end of Roe V. Wade and the federal right to choose. Michael rants about cops, Zac tries to crack a non-problematic joke about Madison Cawthorne. They both hate Obama. It's not as funny as last episode but abortion's no fun if the homies can't have none. 

 

If you have the money please donate to:

https://abortionfunds.org

 

This week Zac and Michael are once again joined by impresario, naturalist, and writer Kelsey Lahr! They dig into the distaff follow-up to WILD AT HEART, the deeply-upsetting CAPTIVATING. Through their journey into the heart of woman they learn the three kinds of women (and how they are all wrong)--that Mel Gibson is hot and that marriage to a man is the only key to happiness! It's not great but we have a good time!

This week Zac and Michael are joined by all-time returning guest and honorary S****y Christian host, Kelsey Lahr! They dive into John Eldredge's sweaty, desperate tome about masculinity and how to enjoy the strength of your fellow men, WILD AT HEART. Along the way, they finally learn that Braveheart is more important than the Bible and to fill that inner wound with whatever makes you feel good.

 

Follow Kelsey on twitter here:

https://twitter.com/kelseylahr?s=21&t=keqnihI1HEIsnUxzXEzfgA

This week Zac and Michael are joined by S****y Christians Foreign Correspondent, GRIMM, to talk about the Assassination of the Ukraine by the Coward Vladimir Putin. They dig into the many ways in which NATO has goaded Russia and then tried to make things better by arming Nazis. Are there any good guys? Do they make a joke at Michael's expense? Tune in this week to find out!

 

You can find Grimm on twitter here: https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm?s=20&t=f7Bv7-YGTvhZ8h_0A59kGw

This week Zac and Michael talk about the horrific shooting in Portland--which the cops immediately lied about before continuing to lie about and then being pressured into - finally- some more public lying. Then they delve into Focus on the Family's NEWS site. The good news (eh, eh) is that it's no worse than the (failing) New York Times.... but that's also the bad news! 

This week Zac and Michael delve into the dark heart of depravity--by talking about Zac's skincare regiment. Then they finally ease into 2022 and talk about their resolutions. At last, the two of them read an article by America's dumbest, horniest son--David Brooks. Turn out the only thing he loves more than centrist polemics about capitalism is the work of literal pedophiles!