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Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

Sleep With Me Night Vale Presents

    • Mental Health

Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

    844 - Knott's Berry Farm with Ray

    844 - Knott's Berry Farm with Ray

    Pillowy biscuits will float like a theme log ride across your dreams as you slumber as we take a trip with my neighbor Ray to a chicken dinner, a water park and America’s first theme park.

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    This week the podcast is sponsored by

    Echelon- Brings Connected Fitness at an Affordable Price. Echelon makes beautifully engineered products for everyone, whatever your activity level. And with daily live and on-demand studio classes right in your home, you’ll never have to step foot in a gym. Go to https://echelonfit.com/sleep to learn about their limited time, free Apple iPad, and complete details of this exclusive offer.

    Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.

    Feals- Feals offers premium CBD delivered directly to your doorstep. New to CBD? Feals offers real human support via a free CBD hotline and text message support to help guide your personal experience. Join the Feals community to get Feals delivered to your door every month via membership. You’ll save money on every order and you can pause or cancel any time. Become a member today and get 50% off your first order with FREE shipping by going to www.feals.com/sleep.

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Hello Fresh is now from $5.66 per serving. Go to HelloFresh.com/sleep10 and use code **sleep10 **during Hello Fresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.

    Research

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knott%27sBerryFarm
    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=knotts+berry+farm+map&atb=v173-7&ia=images&iax=images
    https://www.knotts.com/

    • 1 hr 8 min
    843 - Mini Golf Memories

    843 - Mini Golf Memories

    We will take a gently trip to a dreamy glen of golf and your sleeplessness will be minimized.

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    This week the podcast is sponsored by

    Echelon- Brings Connected Fitness at an Affordable Price. Echelon makes beautifully engineered products for everyone, whatever your activity level. And with daily live and on-demand studio classes right in your home, you’ll never have to step foot in a gym. Go to https://echelonfit.com/sleep to learn about their limited time, free Apple iPad, and complete details of this exclusive offer.

    Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.

    Feals- Feals offers premium CBD delivered directly to your doorstep. New to CBD? Feals offers real human support via a free CBD hotline and text message support to help guide your personal experience. Join the Feals community to get Feals delivered to your door every month via membership. You’ll save money on every order and you can pause or cancel any time. Become a member today and get 50% off your first order with FREE shipping by going to www.feals.com/sleep.

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Hello Fresh is now from $5.66 per serving. Go to HelloFresh.com/sleep10 and use code **sleep10 **during Hello Fresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.

    Reseach
    https://www.yelp.com/biz/fairmount-glen-miniature-golf-syracuse
    http://www.fairmountglen.com/photos/
    https://www.google.com/search?q=fairmount+glen+miniature+golf&sxsrf=ACYBGNRNmhJsPPMGLbcxVX1mAtNtZZoUaw:1568929824036&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi79NqG793kAhWP9Z4KHYWIAJQQ_AUIEygC&biw=1440&bih=651
    https://www.google.com/maps/@43.0460002,-76.2385714,43a,35y,180h,45.06t/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en-US
    https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/fairmountglen/
    https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionReview-g48713-d6419677-Reviews-FairmountGlenMiniatureGolf-SyracuseFingerLakesNewYork.html
    https://www.theodysseyonline.com/mini-golf-ocean-city
    https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=minigolf&findloc=Ocean+City%2C+NJ+08226

    • 1 hr 9 min
    842 - Sanctuary | Mandoborian on Mandalorian Chapter 4

    842 - Sanctuary | Mandoborian on Mandalorian Chapter 4

    A sleepy little planet stocks a larder fully of lotr larping bedtimes stories for you.

    "LARP: A Love Story" short doc by Summre Garber https://vimeo.com/293853142

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    This week the podcast is sponsored by

    Echelon- Brings Connected Fitness at an Affordable Price. Echelon makes beautifully engineered products for everyone, whatever your activity level. And with daily live and on-demand studio classes right in your home, you’ll never have to step foot in a gym. Go to https://echelonfit.com/sleep to learn about their limited time, free Apple iPad, and complete details of this exclusive offer.

    Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.

    Brooklinen- Luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters!

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Hello Fresh is now from $5.66 per serving. Go to HelloFresh.com/sleep10 and use code **sleep10 **during Hello Fresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.

    Research
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BryceDallasHoward
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wouldn%27tItBe_Nice
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThePrincessandtheFrog
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Basshttps://genius.com/3rd-bass-come-in-lyrics
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-Monkeyshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carideahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krill
    https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/07/30/487925796/it-takes-a-village-to-determine-the-origins-of-an-african-proverb

    • 1 hr 8 min
    841 - Red Curry and Jasmine Rice | Real Time Recipes

    841 - Red Curry and Jasmine Rice | Real Time Recipes

    Cooking up some comfort for you served on a bed of rice.

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new websitehttp://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “ As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen- Luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters!

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Hello Fresh is now from $5.66 per serving. Go to HelloFresh.com/sleep10 and use code sleep10 *during Hello Fresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.

    Ancient Nutrition’s- Multi Collagen Protein features FIVE collagen types ALL from non-GMO, pasture-raised, cage-free and cruelty-free sources - it contains NINE grams of protein and ZERO grams of carbs or fat. It’s simply a flavorless powder you can take in a glass of water or your coffee. Get TEN DOLLARS OFF RIGHT NOW at www.ancientnutrition.com using promo code *SLEEP.

    Four Sigmatic- A natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind-down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    840 - Odder Things Dino and Downstairs Bored Game Unboxing

    840 - Odder Things Dino and Downstairs Bored Game Unboxing

    Snuggle up like that snuggle bear or a demi-gizmo that gives you the perfect sleepover material. 

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    The original game (via our amazon affiliate link we will get a commission if you use this link) https://amzn.to/2SukELM

    Brooklinen- Luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters!

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. Hello Fresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Hello Fresh is now from $5.66 per serving. Go to HelloFresh.com/sleep10 and use code *sleep10 *during Hello Fresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.\

    • 1 hr 4 min
    839 - The Son | Mandoborian on Mandolorian Ep 3

    839 - The Son | Mandoborian on Mandolorian Ep 3

    This episode discussion may not turn your frown from upside down but I hope it will put you to sleep.

    (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)

    Check out Jonathan Mann’s new podcast “As It Happens: Song a Day” https://podcast.jonathanmann.net/ Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Research
    How long to make a suit of armor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_armour
    Hi Chew https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Chew
    To the victor goes the spoils https://writingexplained.org/idiom-dictionary/to-the-victor-go-the-spoils
    Bye Bye Birdie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ByeByeBirdie_(film)
    Ear Growth https://curiosity.com/topics/your-ears-and-nose-get-bigger-in-old-age-but-not-because-theyre-growing-curiosity/
    Naval whistle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boatswain%27s_call
    Lionel Kiddy City https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LionelKiddieCity

    This week the show is sponsored by-

    Ancient Nutrition’s- Multi Collagen Protein features FIVE collagen types ALL from non-GMO, pasture-raised, cage-free and cruelty-free sources - it contains NINE grams of protein and ZERO grams of carbs or fat. It’s simply a flavorless powder you can take in a glass of water or your coffee. Get TEN DOLLARS OFF RIGHT NOW at www.ancientnutrition.com using promo code SLEEP.

    Four Sigmatic- A natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind-down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.

    Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.

    Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!

    • 1 hr 6 min

Customer Reviews

esb ,

A dulcet-toned LIFESAVER

A lifelong suffering insomniac, a few days ago, while tossing and turning for hours, in desperation I googled “boring podcasts I can sleep to” and found THIS.
I’ve tried ambien, white noise, camomile tea, counting sheep, YouTube throat-singing (wot?) - EVERYTHING. It’s been two days of good sleep - the first in YEARS, and I’m already a Patreon subscriber!
Thank you, Drew (Scooter) - you are a calm voice in the darkness that frowns out my anxious thoughts and let’s me rest!

PJWhoopie ,

Ad lib

The constant ad lib jabbering inanity of this podcaster is the least sleep inducing device I’ve ever encountered. No production values, no script, no soothing music. TERRIBLE!

a certain age ,

MisterRogers for adult insomniacs.

Dear Scooter makes me feel as if a trusted friend has promised to read to me until I fall asleep, for however long it takes, from a book of spells that somehow help me drift off. Like magic.

If you dread bedtime as I used to, because it’s the time when you’re most alone with your racing thoughts and fears, you owe it to yourself to try Sleep With Me at least 3 times. That’s how long it look for me to stop trying to figure out the “trick” and simply let it work.

Goodnight, Dear Scooter. As soon as I can my Patreon password recovered, I’ll join your army of Sleepy Supporters

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