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White shoes
Stumpy shoes
Stinky shoes
Not discussing Sotomayor
Mavericks
Obama
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Obligatory Justice Sotomayor discussion
In which the new "Metropolitan" section is discussed
Not a three-quotes-and-its-a-story trend piece but rather the studiously distanced anthropological-in-tone increasingly-we-as-a-society-are-obsessed-about-[insert "trivial" gossipy story here that the writer is actually obsessed about but can't bring him or herself to say it] piece
Quebec has been providing emotions since 1534 (.pdf if you don't believe me)
In the era of Obama, we've reached "first [blank]" fatigue when it comes to Tiana
An anecdote about Annie Oakley, the famous wrap-around sunglasses designer
I call b******t

Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama!
The great suckup
Swine flu
Give a little

Cheap-ass bodega coffee or cheap-ass bodega coffee with an "aura of both urban exotica and blue-collar utility"?
The greatest intellectuals of our era are using WordStar word processing
An economic argument for trolls
Maria Shriver
I'd be able to hear you if I didn't have this banana in my ear
The City Section just keeps on keepin' on
In an age when books are like T-shirts, the Kindle helps you keep your Stephenie Meyer on the DL
The Styles section takes another stab at the perennial question of whether size matters
Leaving New York

Alice Waters meets Maria Full of Grace
Ye olde economy article
Sir, your $250,000 sixth-floor walkup third of a bowling alley lane
Cheap and easy, but so much fun
Hrm . . . I'm not sure I buy it
If you can't join 'em, soak 'em
Who does the television listings anyway? (Slate's Jack Shafer found out.)
Anal Fissures!
If you need to cover up something, use a Merkin

Grab the pitchforks!
We're getting closer to that big Week in Review piece on how the recession is saving public education
It's opening day: Kevin Costner, Tyler Kepner's 2009 predictions and the Mets stiff the Little Leagues
Reading, 'riting, 'rithmetic and empathy
A.A. Gill makes a funny
Berets, burgundy and setting shit on fire
Three separate stories about the iPhone
When was the last time you saw an acrostic poem on the cover of the Sunday Magazine?