Hello listeners, welcome to our podcast! Grace and Julia, both 17, broaden the podcast world to a new generation. We are sick of listening to old people negatively talk about our teen ways! Here's what life is really like. Stick around for favorite things, talking about movies and shows we like, and the various textures of seltzer water, including static! (like a static tv) Stay tuned for episodes, Instagram and Twitter posts (@static_h2o), merchandise drops, and more!
episode 10: Fun Day Together!
On this episode we have a Fun Day Together! Happy election results day...blue never looked so good on queen Lady Liberty. Bluephoria yerbs felt fitting for today. As usual, tune in to hear our favorite things-blah blah blah. Our listeners know the drill. Don't talk to strangers online? Whoopsies, listen to find out how we have become bff's 4eva with kids our age from twitter!
episode 13: spooky water Halloween special
BOO! On this episode we get creative, channeling our inner scary storytelling abilities. Basically its Static Water but spooky. That's it. That's the episode. Tune in for a fright!
episode 9: The Trial of the Chicago 7 (Ryan Murphy-we have some advice!)
On this episode we break down Aaron Sorkin's new film, The Trial of the Chicago 7. Ever heard of the French Revolution? Well, imagine it with beanies. We will start the beanie revolution! Bare heads divide, beanies unite. Lastly, we have a very strong message for television pioneer, Ryan Murphy. Listen up! We have some insightful advice.
episode 8: battle of the yerbs
On this episode we partake in one of the most scandalous scandals to ever in occur in Static Water history...cheating on our beloved Yerba Mate brand, Guayaki. Never fear! We are working women and soon will participate in our system of capitalism by buying one too many cans of Revel Berry. Anyways, no simp September? More like no simp forever! Sorry not sorry. Society needs to stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum. Oh, and society needs to stop saying sorry!
episode 7: finding treasure at the end of the...world
On this episode we speak very intellectually on some important topics. However, we still end up sounding a wee bit dumb. Hey, we're not perfect, we're human! That is most definitely our vibe though. Speaking of vibes... make sure you add asking yourself if you vibe with Static Water into your daily routine. If you do, cool, thanks! Ring Ring. Hotline Bling? That can only mean ONE thing. We phone a friend for advice! Do we get any advice? Listen and find out! Spoiler-we don't. Tune in if you dare.
episode 6: (wo)manifesting our dreams
On this episode we face the true elements of nature: earth, fire, air, water... Oh, and bees! Save the bees but gosh darn they can be annoying. A question for our listeners: If you could bend any element which one would you choose? Please do not say air. You can't even see it! With all this imaginary talk, we discuss some REAL life paranormal instances we have experienced. Tune in if you want to know what happens between the hours of 3-4AM! Sorry for the wee bit of background noise-we have to be outside because of the pandemic. Stay safe!
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go off, queens
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The best podcast ever
Self control=😫 All of Kid Cudi’s songs=🤩🥺😍🥳 And Harry Styles in every way=❤️🤤😍🤩💍💍💍
You guys are awesome and your podcast will be on repeat for evaaaa (and I will forgive Julia for saying Kid Cudi’s name wrong)