Stray Casts Outdoor Cartoon Television Bass Fishing Talk Show Stray Casts Outdoor Cartoon Television

PAT WRENRICK MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I heard you have the number 5 bass fishing talk show in the whole galaxy. I am a friend of the famous E.T he told me about your show, I am the host of the number 1 bass fishing talk show in the galaxy we air on five million of the five million and one planets in the galaxy. Not bad for someone who only broadcasts to one planet I guess. But I am here to tell you that you will never beat Bassin aliens live. Earthlings know nothing about proper bassin.
P.S if you continue to rise in the list of bass fishing shows I will abduct popcorn.

This show is like your at an “on the water” seminar and one of those psychedelic mushrooms float by and you eat it. It’s periods of awesome fish talk and periods of weirdness (which can also be awesome).
It’s like a tackle store / tarot card reading combo. And I think I like it.

In 1997 I was bitten by a raccoon and diagnosed with stage 4 rabies. I was down on my luck and time was not on my side. Then I rented a VHS workout video featuring a young Pat Renwick and the legendary Richard Simmons. Instantly, I was captivated. My aches and pains from the raccoon bite went away. The sun came out. The clouds went away. Within 3 months I won my first bass tournament defeating Roland Martin and local proper bassin man Papa Pinte by 6 ounces. With the $135 I won that day I bought an escort and a bottle of Walgreens best bubbly. 22 years later I still have rabies, but that escort is now my wife. Thank you Pat Renwick and Richard Simmons for all you have done for me.
Update: 11/04/2019
After the Carl Jocumsen podcast my wife fell in love with Australian accents and left me for another Australian Bass Fisherman. Now her and our cats are living in a truck camper near the boat launch at Lake Tenkiller. All I have left is quality fishing accessories from TH Marine and memories.
Update to the update: 11/22/19
With the recent “Legends Month” shows featuring Jimmy Houston and Denny Brauer my spirits are lifted like a young Phoenix rising in the west. I am rejuvenated and have a laser like focus on my goals. I have sent Facebook messages to several former bass pros that are now in their silver years and challenged them to outfish me this spring. Most of them have blocked me, but Roland Martin has invited me down to make low quality YouTube videos and Mike Long has asked me to be his net man when snagging season starts up next spring!