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Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

Teen Creeps Forever Dog

    • Arts
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

    Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: On the Run (w/ Ryan Mogge)

    Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: On the Run (w/ Ryan Mogge)

    This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High Correspondent and America's Sweetheart, Ryan Mogge, to talk SWEET VALLEY HIGH #110: DEATH THREAT by Kate William. They talk A+ side plots, Jessica being a waste of Wakefield DNA, lack of ghostwriter communication, Jeremy being a creeper, failed Bruce as Porsche AI, Todd's Hitler 'stache, and more!
    Thank you to https://sixteenandperfectforever.wordpress.com/ for the recaps
    Failed Bruce AI:
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    https://getimg.ai/img/img-OkPDmIMAqvm13E8p6Zj4e

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Lois Duncan's Don't Look Behind You (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

    Lois Duncan's Don't Look Behind You (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

    This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Teen Creeps Lo Dunc Correspondent and the handsomest Lo Dunc boy, Patrick Ehlers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sourcebook, Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss maybe the all-time worst entry in the Lo Dunc Verse, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU, the story of the stupidest little idiot ever to enter into witness protection. They talk Lois Duncan writing her biases, Mommy Sues, THE LETTER (RIP Jim), accepting mediocrity, and more!

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    • 1 hr 44 min
    L.J. Smith's The Vampire Diaries #1: The Awakening

    L.J. Smith's The Vampire Diaries #1: The Awakening

    This week Kelly and Katai read THE VAMPIRE DIARIES #1: THE AWAKENING by L.J. Smith, the story of two vampire brothers and the human girl who definitely only loves one of them. They talk missing Night World, Katherine's psychotic thruple or die ultimatum, how vampires need to stop enrolling in high school, debate a Dear Prudence letter that it turns out Katai largely misremembered, and do their very best German and Italian accents.

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    • 1 hr 10 min
    Rosemary Wells's When No One Was Looking

    Rosemary Wells's When No One Was Looking

    This week Kelly and Katai read surprise gem WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING by Rosemary Wells, the story of a rising teen tennis star who questions everything when a rival drowns. They talk being happy with your hobby, toxic sports parents, classism, embodying white noise, and how Oliver English needs to get his own f*****g life.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    This week Kelly and Katai read the middle grade classic WAIT TILL HELEN COMES by Mary Downing Hahn. They talk hating Heather even now, Dave being the absolute f*****g worst, feeling for Helen, classic covers, and did they mention Dave fucking sucks?

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 57 min
    Christopher Pike's Sati

    Christopher Pike's Sati

    This week Kelly and Katai read SATI by Christopher Pike, the story of a blonde white woman who claims to be God and makes really good shortbread cookies. They talk meditation, the Love Has Won cult, God's terrible bedside manner, loving a small story, and reveal how little they know about the Dalai Lama.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

hollee is my mommy uwu ,

FUN!

i’m late to the party but so glad i found it. it’s great to revisit the books of my youth with fun hosts and guests. the book discussions are lively and the tangents are illuminating. the Lifetime Casteel Event was an especially hilarious run of episodes.

Marlboroman9882 ,

Just found this

After finding this show last week I’ve already binged a dozen episodes. I always loved R. L. Stone books as a kid which is what drew me in but I stayed because these gals are so hilarious! My favorite is when one of them does her funny voice that reminds me of a Vanessa Bayer character from SNL.

embeey4 ,

Fave podcast.

Best ‘cast ever, but missing Katai being there every week. You two have such great energy balance. Kelly is so ‘extra’ and Lindsay brings that ‘Daria, only she smiles and laughs’ energy.

I only really read Stine as a kid (vs. Pike, Duncan, Cusick, Cooney, etc.) so loving! how much Stine you’ve done lately. Keep up the amazing work.

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