208 episodes

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, then fire up your 56k dial-up modem and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

Teen Creeps Forever Dog

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    • 4.8, 1.2K Ratings

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, then fire up your 56k dial-up modem and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

    R.L. Stine's Party Summer

    R.L. Stine's Party Summer

    PARTY SUMMER! This week Kelly and Katai read R.L. Stine's Fear Street Super Chiller: PARTY SUMMER! And it's about as much of a party as 2020 is. They talk nonsensical character descriptions, PARTY SUMMER, yet another weird implied incestual relationship, PARTY SUMMER, the depressing lack of Fear lore, and PARTY SUMMER. Listen! Because it's gonna be PARTY SUMMER!




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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 48 min
    Teen Creeps Prom 2020: Safer at Home (w/ Patrick Ehlers, Ryan Mogge, Oscar Montoya, and Omar Najam)

    Teen Creeps Prom 2020: Safer at Home (w/ Patrick Ehlers, Ryan Mogge, Oscar Montoya, and Omar Najam)

    It was a night to never forget to remember, Teen Creeps "Safer At Home" Prom 2020! Experience Kelly and Katai's original masterpiece, PROM DANCE, recorded live via Twitch, with Oscar-worthy performances from TC favorites Patrick Ehlers, Ryan Mogge, Oscar Montoya, and Omar Najam. Drawing from our now embarrassingly extensive expertise on the genre, we crafted an original tale of horror and boredom. It's got everything you could want in a teen creeps story: unforgivably problematic red herrings, boy crazy best friends, overachieving high school boys, riche vs. puur, evil formal wear, fakeout dreams, and of course, a total drip of a main character.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 1 hr 28 min
    D.E. Athkins's Sister Dearest

    D.E. Athkins's Sister Dearest

    Kelly and Katai read the very strange SISTER DEAREST by D.E. Athkins. It's full of action packed things like implied incest, T-Bird antics, implied incest, papier-mache shoes, implied incest, crazy dreams, implied incest, inconsistent character behavior, implied incest, and also implied incest.




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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Christopher Pike's The Hollow Skull

    Christopher Pike's The Hollow Skull

    Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike with THE HOLLOW SKULL and looooooove it. It's got everything: small dead-end town, badass main character, creepy alien stuff, evil teens, existential explorations of what it means to be human, bitter ex-lovers, world-gobbling death gods, nano bugs, and also goo! Oh my goo!




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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Diane Hoh's Prom Date (w/ Omar Najam)

    Diane Hoh's Prom Date (w/ Omar Najam)

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    We hope you're all taking care of yourselves and that you're safe and healthy.

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    Now ... for our dumb, but fun episode. Kelly and Katai welcomed back No Commentary Correspondent Omar Najam (TBD Bytes, El Rey Nation, #ThankYouForQuesting) to go on a buckwild ride discussing Diane Hoh's PROM DATE! We freak out over the parallels between Prom Date and our original teleplay Prom Dance, dress violence, how not to hit on a girl for the first time/compliment your daughters, movies famous for only being known for their happy endings, Chekhov's ironing board, and the whiplash of red herrings.




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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 2 hr 44 min
    Carrie 1976 and Carrie 2013 (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    Carrie 1976 and Carrie 2013 (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    Happy 200th episode, everyone! For this momentous occasion Kelly and Katai welcome Film Correspondent Oscar Montoya (Spanish Aquí Presents, Bless the Harts) to talk about not just one Carrie movie, but two: the seminal 1976 Brian De Palma Carrie adaptation and the not-so-seminal 2013 Kimberly Peirce Carrie remake. They discuss the glorious thought-she-was-in-a-comedy performance of Piper Laurie, confusing remake vs. book decisions, why hot Carrie was maybe not the way to go, and why everyone in the '70s looked like they were 40. Then they assign themselves way too much work for the Patreon Carrie episode by choosing to cover The Rage: Carrie 2, the 2002 TV movie adaptation of Carrie, Carrie the Musical, and Katai promises to speak on behalf of that Riverdale episode where they performed Carrie the Musical.




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    TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

    • 1 hr 25 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.2K Ratings

1.2K Ratings

caitlinduffyyyy ,

More sweet valley high! More crazy vc!

I love this podcast. These ladies make me laugh like crazy - thanks guys !

Gdycufbjrfb ,

Teen Creeps is the best ❤️

Come for the commentary on good old, YA horror novels. Stay because Kelly and Lindsay are two hilarious and insightful women!

HannaBear03 ,

Not a 90s kid but...

I wasn’t a nineties kid - I was born in early 2000 and am only 20 (yeah yeah yall feel old now). But I spent my life in the library and read the popular YA fiction from the 80s and 90s between the ages of 9 and 14. Christopher Pike, Goosebumps, Babysitter’s Club, Sweet Valley High... it’s a sweet nostalgia trip like nothing else. Makes me want to binge read all my old favorites.

Also, I love a good tangent, as it makes hosts feel like friends. Kelly and Katai are like the cool older sisters I don’t have, and I love listening to them talk about books and their lives and anything else they have to say.

I strongly recommend this podcast! 10/10

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