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Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

Teen Creeps Forever Dog

    • Arts
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

    L.J. Smith's Night World: Witchlight

    L.J. Smith's Night World: Witchlight

    This week Kelly and Katai read "Night World: Witchlight' by L.J. Smith, tragically the last entry in the unfinished Night World series. It's supernatural soulmate time again, kids! They talk sad websites, embarrassing fan service, Marvel's Midnight Suns, shifting characterization, Jeremy Renner, and more!

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 22 min
    Arthur Roth's Avalanche

    Arthur Roth's Avalanche

    This week Kelly and Katai read "Avalanche" by Arthur Roth, the touching story of a boy who tries to shoot a coyote and gets snow punished. They talk forgiving the protagonist, therapizing yourself in an avalanche, and reveal the wonky recording schedule by talking about Christmas movies (and specifically 'Love, Actually') for most of the episode.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 54 min
    M3GAN (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    M3GAN (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    Kelly and guest cohost and movie correspondent Oscar Montoya (@ozzymo) talk modern classic M3GAN! GO SEE THIS MOVIE! This depression cure-all has it all: wall-to-wall camp, unforgettable walk-ons, doll day-to-night looks, and TITANIUM!
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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 56 min
    Jenny Jones's The Carver

    Jenny Jones's The Carver

    This week Kelly and Katai read "The Carver" by Jenny Jones, the touching story of a girl who lives near a creepy haunted copse and a creepy haunted boy with a creepy haunted knife who carves creepy wooden puppets and still the creepiest thing that happens is she ends up with her shitty ex. They talk scary scenes, ghost poisoning, how Marty is the best, and more!

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 53 min
    Diane Hoh's Nightmare Hall: The Wish

    Diane Hoh's Nightmare Hall: The Wish

    This week Kelly and Katai read "Nightmare Hall: The Wish" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl whose friends use a fortune telling machine that works by monkey paw wish laws and almost gets sucked into space by the wind. They talk annoying lack of lore details, DIY wind tunnels, confusing physics, and more!

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 1 min
    R.L. Stine's The Surprise Party

    R.L. Stine's The Surprise Party

    This week Kelly and Katai read "The Surprise Party" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who starts off trying to throw a fun surprise party for an estranged friend and ends up in a D&D sting op to catch her homicidal, cheating boyfriend. They talk sex LARPing, likable heroines, not knowing how Dungeons & Dragons is played, and more!
    SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more:
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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

jonsii ,

Truly a joy

I laugh out loud listening to these ladies. They are insightful and hilarious and have stellar chemistry. They also choose great guests. Listen to this pod, you will not regret!

Update: OkWeirdGuy made me guffaw loudly while walking my dog after dark, starting an old woman enjoying her porch swing.

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Just cringe

I felt like I was listening to an episode of SNL and that’s not a compliment. I couldn’t even get through the episode. They were trying to be funny, but they were trying too hard.

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Offensive Remarks

The end of the Scavenger Hunt episode devolved into a bizarre racist diatribe about how paranoid white people are about the U.S. census. Not what I was expecting from a book review.

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