Teen Creeps

Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai

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Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3D AGO

R.L. Stine's Fear Street Nights Trilogy: Moonlight Secrets, Midnight Games, & Darkest Dawn

This week on the podcast Kelly read FEAR STREET NIGHTS: MOONLIGHT SECRETS, MIDNIGHT GAMES, and DARKEST DAWN by R.L. Stine and Lindsay read Moonlight Secrets. They talk misguided naming paradigms, evil crows, loser bartenders, extreme lip violence, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58 min
JUN 4

Bruce Coville's Unicorn Chronicles: The Wounded Tree & The Gathered Glory

This week Kelly and Katai finally finish Bruce Coville's Unicorn Chronicles with the books THE WOUNDED TREE and THE GATHERED GLORY. They talk Cara's continuing nonsense even as a unicorn, satisfying payoffs, sad deaths, fun twists, earned endings, and then get into what they're watching on TV, hot hot hot tooth extractions, and which celebrities they instinctively know to be their soulmates. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 34m
MAY 28

Bruce Coville's Unicorn Chronicles: Secret of the Delvers and The Invasion of Luster

This week on the podcast Kelly and Katai continued their travels on the Unicorn Chronicle highway with SECRET OF THE DELVERS and THE INVASION OF LUSTER by Bruce Coville. They update each other on what the fuck is up with Dimblethumb (OR NOT!!), briefly check in on characters keeping them emotionally distant from the story, bad bitch Felicity, the actually impactful story of the Centaur Chiron, Belle clip-clopping along, Cara’s non-adventures, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 6m
MAY 21

Bruce Coville's Unicorn Chronicles: Song of the Wanderer and Enter the Whisperer

This week Kelly and Katai returned to Bruce Coville's Unicorn Chronicles series with SONG OF THE WANDERER and ENTER THE WHISPERER. They talk boring protagonist syndrome, MacGuffins as far as the eye can see, annoying creatures, cool lore vs boring story, and hit on both the best and dumbest solution to the problem of continuing the series for the podcast. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
MAY 14

E.L. Konigsburg's A Proud Taste for Scarlet and Miniver

This week Kelly and Katai read A PROUD TASTE FOR SCARLET AND MINIVER by E.L. Konigsburg, the fictionalized story of Eleanor of Aquitaine's life as she waits for her second husband, Henry II, in heaven. They talk whether it's real, cringe heaven fanfic, the best form of government, everybody hates John, bad cult of personality teachers, and more! And announcement: WE'RE NOW AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. We are no longer a part of the Forever Dog podcast network and are entirely self-produced as we approach our ninth year of being. Thank you to Forever Dog for having worked with us over the years and thank YOU, the listeners, for your support. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 14m
MAY 7

Grady Hendrix's Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

This week Kelly and Katai read WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS by Grady Hendrix, the story of a group of unwed teenage girls who are sent to a maternity home in Florida in 1970 and the ways they attempt to take control over their own lives and pregnancies (witchcraft, etc). They cry, despair over the plight of these characters and the real girls who went through this, get angry, cry, fawn over Grady Hendrix, get angry, cry, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 59m
APR 30

Ira Levin's The Stepford Wives

This week on the podcast Kelly and Katai read THE STEPFORD WIVES by Ira Levin, the story of what are you a slug living under a rock, how do you not already know the plot of this book? They get mad as hell and talk sexism, evil imagineers, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 12m
APR 23

R.L. Stine's Into the Dark

This week on the podcast Kelly and Katai read FEAR STREET: INTO THE DARK by R.L. Stine, the story of a blind girl who is awesome, but has unfortunately attracted a set of insane twin brothers. They talk good disability representation, Ed's many faults, Brad's also glaring faults, using your twin to sleep with Keanu Reeves' stunt double from Constantine, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free and video versions of our episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for ad free and video episodes, bonus episodes, and more: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps⁠ CONNECT: ⁠https://discord.com/invite/FYp4QNhruE⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod⁠ MERCH: https://teencreeps.dashery.com/ TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST. *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4.7

out of 5

1,362 Ratings

Almost 10 Years and still my favorite!

12/04/2024

Myfaultystars

Just refreshing my review since it’s been a while. I can’t believe we’re approaching almost 10 years of Teen Creeps! This podcast still makes me laugh just as hard as it did at the beginning. It’s accompanied me on so many road trips and walks around my neighborhood. I go back and listen to old episodes sometimes. Thank you to the hosts for doing what you do!
A treasure of a podcast

08/18/2024

Jenny7Wren

I’m so happy I found this podcast by happenstance, and now I’m a huge fan! Kelly and Lindsay have such spectacular chemistry, I find myself cackling alongside with them during each episode. If I could add a few more stars, I would. 😃 Thank you for being so awesome!
Fave

08/11/2024

Aceeven

I love these two and the trashy teen novels they chat about.
Fave podcast.

06/26/2024

embeey4

Still my fave pod every week but i selfishly just want you all to read trashy, pulpy, insultingly-written Fear Streets ‘cause that’s the fun stuff. I get that it’s exhausting and not fulfilling to only read that but that’s where the comedy is. Maybe you feel like after 8 years, you’re finding you need more from your selections but I am so crestfallen when I tune in Wednesday and it’s a meaningful piece of literature that touches and moves you. Of course, that’s said with a little tongue-in-cheek; however, not much tongue-in-cheek. All I really want each week is ‘eggs-on-eyes’.

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.