295 episodes

TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!

Texas Podcast Massacre Texas Podcast Massacre

    • TV & Film
    • 4.6 • 69 Ratings

TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!

    252 Slither: Bugs vs. Slugs

    252 Slither: Bugs vs. Slugs

    This week we review listener request Slither from 2006! We debate Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs, learn about Mitch's crush on 2000s Elizabeth Banks, and gush over creature makeup.
    Debate Question (5:45): Which aliens would win Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs Movie Review (17:45): Slither (2006) Final Cut (54:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.
    Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

    • 1 hr 6 min
    FROM THE CRYPT: The Hills Have Eyes 170

    FROM THE CRYPT: The Hills Have Eyes 170

    Re-release of episode 170!
    This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog.
    Segments:
    Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in The Hills Have Eyes? Movie Review (24:50): The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Final Cut (100:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us:
    Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.
    Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

    • 1 hr 58 min
    251 I Saw the Devil: Li-Saw the Devil

    251 I Saw the Devil: Li-Saw the Devil

    This week we watched I Saw The Devil which somehow was picked by Lisa. We debate Human Centipede vs. Feast, talk cat and mouse games, and discuss some of the most irresponsible secret agenting of all time.
    Debate Question (5:20): What other movie should Lisa have picked? Movie Review (22:50): I Saw the Devil (2010) Final Cut (64:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.
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    • 1 hr 17 min
    250 Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Sorry, Lisa!

    250 Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Sorry, Lisa!

    It's episode 250 and we finally get to Mitch's all-time favorite movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We debut the parody track 'Clown These Klowns', welcome Taylor back with some incredible trivia, and everyone apologizes to Lisa.
    Voicemails and 5-star reviews (17:30) Movie Review (49:10): Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) Final Cut (87:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.
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    • 1 hr 48 min
    249 The Northman: I Will Avenge You Mitchell, I Will Save You Lisa

    249 The Northman: I Will Avenge You Mitchell, I Will Save You Lisa

    This week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces.
    Debate Question (5:12): What Spakespeare play should Robert Eggers adapt? Movie Review (23:50): The Northman (2022) Final Cut (70:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.
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    • 1 hr 21 min
    248 Guiller-May del Toro: Pan's Labyrinth

    248 Guiller-May del Toro: Pan's Labyrinth

    The Final week of Guiller-May del Toro features the Spanish Civil War fantasy Pan's Labyrinth from 2006. We debate the best Guillermo del Toro monsters, wish Doug Jones a happy birthday, and learn about the Spanish Civil War. Debate Question (4:00): What is the best Guillermo del Toro monster? Movie Review (21:20): Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.
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    • 1 hr 19 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
69 Ratings

69 Ratings

TryBryGuy1984 ,

I GOTTA DO IT MITCH

IF NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT THEN I WILL, 5 STARS FOR HANSEL & GRETEL!!! TEAM BASEMENT AND FREE LISA!

Staceybryan621 ,

So good

New listener for a few weeks. A few notes:

1. Mitch’s regular laugh is almost as bad as the Elmo laugh. They aren’t far off.

2. The basement is the worst. Everyone knows this. Team basement.

3. I also have a recommendation, for Lisa specifically: Slither. It’s fun. It’s well-acted. It isn’t going to give you nightmares. It’s my favorite movie of all time.

Love the show. Five stars.

Redskulls13 ,

Hi

You are best horror podcast I ever heard keep it up ginger dead man2 worst movie ever need be review

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