TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
219 The Descent: Caves of Our Lives
The most wonderful time of the year continues with the best cave-based horror film of all time The Descent from 2006. We debate nightmare scenarios of being trapped, Mitch coins the term 'batbois', and we review this modern classic.
218 Psycho Goreman: Go Go Power Goreman
We kick off the most wonderful time of the year with Shudder's Psycho Goreman! We discuss horror news including a mini-review of Titane, talk about the ultimate game that is Crazy Ball, and get into horror movie parenting.
217 Bloody Birthday: Nate's Bloody Basement Birthday!
This week for Nate's birthday we switch it up and record a commentary track for the 1981 Eclipse-based child murder classic Bloody Birthday! Discussion topics include making out in graves, attempted murder by refrigerator, getting hit in the face with a shovel, and Hitman level assassinations by children.
216 Brain Damage: 84 Minutes to Kill
This week we euphorically review listener request Brain Damage! We tackle horror news including Mitch freaking out about an Undertaker themed Netflix film. Discussion topics include Kevin Kline voices, the Brain/Brian dynamic, Lisa's best way to kill 84 minutes.
215 Malignant: I See Other People's Houses
We're back this week with new release Malignant from James Wan! We pick our most exciting news items with Fanatastic Fest, video games, and upcoming horror films. Topics include: Too much Aquaman, Seattle real estate, and Where Is My Mind? covers.
214 VelociPastor: Hooker/Doctor/Lawyer + Ninja
This week we take a solemn vow and review the instant classic film VelociPastor on Amazon Prime Video. First we recorded a commentary track (available on our Patreon) and then we sat down for a proper episode to discuss long laughter, missing VFX, and Hookers/Doctors/Lawyers.
Best Horror Podcast You'll Find
This is the best horror podcast on the web. Mitch, Nate, and Lisa are all entertaining. The devices they use are engaging and get moe interesting as you become more familiar with them. I especially like Lisa's Unsuspecting Victim role. She plays it perfectly so that it's really funny and not negative enough to detract or become annoying. Overall, this is a solid podcast that provides tons of good listening for the horror fan.
My name is Schuyler, (pronounced Sky-ler), a fellow Houstonian. I enjoy your podcast and like watching the YouTube video version even more. Keep up the good work guys! I just randomly came across the movie “The Special” free to watch on Amazon Prime yesterday. It’s one of the most crazy plots in a horror movie I’ve ever seen. It’s obvious a B-level movie but it’s actually well made. They advertise it as Fatal Attraction meets The Blob. Some truly scary body horror on the level of The Fly. I don’t want to spoil anything I’d you haven’t seen it. I dare you to do an episode on it! Haha
Really solid and very funny. I love listening while I work and then taught and no-one knows why.. Especially enjoyed the Birdemic episode..I have a request for Incident In A Ghostland..