Thaddeus Bent‘s Terrible Tales Robert and Oliver Bond

Alien Fat Bergs Invade Liverpool
Uneasy lies head that wears the crown...of the King of Fried Chicken.
Jamie Oliver's life is hard.
His fried chicken restaurant is failing and there is stain on his carpet that reminds him he might be going to hell. Not only that but the Vegan next door is really getting on his tits.
It's enough to make want to betray your species. Which is lucky because Alien Fat Bergs are invading the earth and they reckon Jamie Oliver is the man to help them...
Not that Jamie Oliver.
 
Benjamin Bakula the Time Sliding Jogger
Benjamin Bakula was once like you thin and nubile and with an LED Cod piece.
But now he's 26 and he can't get away with snacking like he used to.
The solution is obviously....do more exercise and eat less cake...instead though he's bought a pair of magic trainers from a mysterious man with a cake trolly.
 
In addition Thaddeus finally spills the beans about his bitter rivalry with Jaqueline Wilson.
 
 
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Written and Performed by Robert Rhys Bond
Written And Edited by Oliver Bond
Music and additional material by Daniel Bradley
Additional Music and Sound Effects ZapSplat.com

The Fifth episode of Thaddus Bent's Terrible Tales for tonight Include:
 
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
Today is the day that PHD Student and science man Joseph Gromley would finally free himself of the burden of being a man- by turning himself into a seagull.
 
Will it be blissful life ahead of free takeaway food, socialising and loud outdoor sex? Or will his dreams be winged mid flight?
 
THE TROUBLING TALE OF THE VOODOO VILLAGE
Incel IT Specialist Peter Parker has discovered a great power beneath Smithdown Road's premiere model railway shop. Will he use this reality altering miniature liverpool with great responsibility, or to start an orgy with thirteen Harley Quinns and a He-Man?
 
He's a different Peter Parker.
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Written and Performed by Robert Rhys Bond
Written And Edited by Oliver Bond
Music and additional material by Daniel Bradley
Additional Music and Sound Effects ZapSplat.com

EPISODE FOUR
 
The Fourth bumper edition of Thaddus Bent's Terrible Tales Include:
 
LEGACY OF CAINS
 
Nathaniel Cain was a true gentleman- educated the expensive way he knew a claret from a beaujolais.
But when his hitherto unknown aunt Germina bequeathes him The Cain’s Brewery Village on Stanhope Street, he is compelled to see it for himself.
besides, there probably aren't any vampires underneath it...
LIVE, LAUGH, LOATHE
Moana and Ken buy a delapidated French Chateau, where the furniture is alive, like in that old animated kids film from the 90s.
You know the one?
Titan A.E.”
 
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Written and Performed by Robert Rhys Bond
Written And Edited by Oliver Bond
Music and additional material by Daniel Bradley
Additional Music and Sound Effects ZapSplat.com

THE CRICKET GROUND THAT WAS ALSO A GHOST
Middle aged teenager Bishan Bedi is too young to drink in pubs, and hes sick of sneaking round shitty bits of scrubland in the winter just to pass around a litre of tesco vodka with his mates. Perhaps the ghostly remains of Wavertree Road Cricket Ground (demolished in 1880) would make a better drinking spot?
THE COUNT OF MONTE TWIXO
Thaddeus Bent journeys beyond the comfort zone of Liverpool city centre to bring you a darkly exotic story of romance, loyalty, betrayal, and selfishness, laid out beneath the scorching sun of old Reino de España, or as they know it in their lingo- Spain.
 
Written and Performed by Robert Rhys Bond Written And Edited by Oliver Bond Music and additional material by Daniel Bradley
Sound Effects ZapSplat.com “Namaste”(Prod. by Digital Devil Beats). @digitaldevilbeats

Thaddeus Bent, author, storyteller and book mongers presents
Tonights terrible tales!  
Faces by Claire a faustian face pact spells damnation for Ed Sheeran!
The Ochre door
Ralph Barlow doesn't see why he should go outside into the pissing rain to have a smoke...but he will discover that smoking can be REALLY bad for you.

Thaddeus Bent, The Author, story teller and fear-monger, shines his mini mag light torch into the blackest corners of your mind in this first phantasmal pairing of his Terrible Tales!
Terribly funny terrible ghost stories inspired by Alan Partridge and Gareth Merenghi!
Written and produced by Rob and Oli Bond with Daniel Bradley