Peter Crouch, Tom Fordyce and Chris Stark tell you how to be a professional footballer.
That SHYSTERS Awards Ceremony
Making a return to the Samrat, Peter, Chris and Tom host the inaugural Shysters celebrating the best acts of ‘housery’ nominated by the listeners.
There’s a very special guest to kick things off, Clive Tyldesley is your MC for the evening and Chris has pulled out all the stops when it comes to the entertainment.
There’s ten awards, some chat from the toilet and the Laouts are flowing on what is a fitting end to the series.
That Nominations Episode
Peter, Chris and Tom lay out their plans for the SHYSTERS awards ceremony and go through the best listener messages for the final time this series.
Ryan Shawcross, anti-doping officials and David Blaine all feature and there’s an update on something that had gone quiet, until now.
That Mark Noble Episode
West Ham legend Mark Noble joins Peter, Chris and Tom to discuss Eggy Boff, playing under David Moyes and the Premier League Captains’ WhatsApp group.
The boys discuss West Ham’s ‘Parched’ and there’s an important statement regarding the end of series awards.
That SHAFTAs Launch Party
Peter, Chris and Tom get together to plan the inaugural SHAFTAs which will take them back to the Samrat and aims to celebrate ingenious acts of skulduggery in all walks of life.
They name their categories, go through a few more nominations and lay out plans for the entertainment and ceremony itself.
That Patrick Bamford Episode
Leeds' Patrick Bamford joins the pod as the first guest since Crouchy and the boys visited Kensington Palace. Chris and Tom try to work out how they’d cope working with Marcelo Bielsa and Patrick helps the boys to launch the big series finale.
That Messages Episode
After reaching uncharted territory this series it’s time to reset. Crouchy and the boys want to devote this episode to best contributions from the listeners.
You’ll learn about footballers’ favourite game that nobody knew about, how Fridays become sacred for players and a strange 30 seconds in Pete’s living room.
“That Prince William Podcast”
I just heard about and listened to this podcast today. It was completely delightful!! I cracked up laughing when someone knocked on his door and the guys said “I can’t believe you have to answer your own door”.
I’m only half through the podcast but Prince William is incredible. It’s so great to hear him speak for more than a 5 minute clip on social media. He has the greatest laugh.
Truly exceptional! His heart is so pure and I love his respect for Catherine and his beautiful children, George, Charlotte and Louis.
NOT from a Karl with a K
So much joy
Love watching him play and love listening to his stories. Pretending to bite the bouncer in his shark costume makes me weep with laughter.
Crouchys got his nachos
Crouchy is the best, especially when he’s got his nachos!