119 episodes
The 3rd One Sucks Dan Ellis & Mark Beall
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5.0 • 3 Ratings
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The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
This week we're closing out the season with 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an adult human woman calling a spider daddy.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:28
First Watch - 4:22
Film Talk - 10:37
Ranking Time - 1:13:05
Outtake - 1:16:10
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com -
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
This week we're talking about 1992's Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is a hyperbole in the form of a metaphor.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 0:45
First Watch - 5:08
Film Talk - 9:15
Ranking Time - 1:05:16
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com -
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
This week we're talking about 1989's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one can't keep it's own fake science straight.
Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:04
First Watch - 2:19
What Have We Been Watching? - 6:18
Supposed Film Talk But It's Mostly 20 Minutes of Tangenting About Jurassic Park III, Rick Moranis, 80's Family Films and Dan Does a Film Blasphemy - 10:39
Film Talk But With Less* Tangenting - 30:40
The longest weirdest outtakes where we try to make Steamboat Willie into a sex piracy thing and also something about enthusiastic consent - 1:20:20
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com -
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
This week we're talking about 2023's The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually two bad movies crammed into one for some reason?
Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 0:58
First Watch / Mark Hates Snow Men / Talented Actors- 2:39
Film Talk That Steadily Goes Off the Rails - 12:20
Coriol Anus Snow: The Brattiest Bottom - 1:18:29
Ranking Time - 1:19:32
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com -
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)
This week we're talking about 2015's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one sure does meander for most of it's runtime, huh?
Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review / Retroactive Ruining - 1:05
First Watch / Turner & Hooch & Monkey Cop - 7:38
Film Talk - 12:35
Ranking Time - 1:16:12
Outtake - 1:21:40
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com -
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)
This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree".
Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/
Timestamps:
Preamble - 00:00
Intro - 00:38
Audience Review - 1:32
First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24
Film Talk - 7:58
Palestine - 29:00
Back to Film Talk - 38:42
Ranking Time (ACAB & ADGTH) - 1:17:31
Outtake - 1:22:47
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
the3rdonesucks@gmail.com
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.
Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
Customer Reviews
Shining in the heavens there are five stars
I’m really liking this podcast. Obviously this show will be critical of some sequels, but they’re coming from a place of love for the series they talk about, and for movies in general.
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