Buckle up, Nosey Gang — the tea is SCALDING this week! 💅🏾 From Pennywise popping out the sewer to your fave pop star popping out as MAGA, we’re covering it ALL. 🧠 Question of the Day: If you walked past a sewer and heard “hey sis” from the drain… what you doing? 👀 And if Welcome to Derry happened in a Black neighborhood, who’s running, who’s fighting, and who’s recording for TikTok? 📺 What to Watch: Welcome to Derry Episodes 1 & 2 — we’re breaking down the spooky start of HBO’s new Stephen King prequel and imagining how it’d hit different in the hood. 🏀 Sports Center After Dark: Dejounte Murray gets emotional over his baby mama heading back to the strip club 😭, Tom Brady clones his dog (yes, really 🐶), Jaylen Brown’s hairline has fans clutching pearls, Charles Oakley gets hit with a $642K sanction, and Stefon Diggs is officially confirmed as a daddy! 👶 ☕️ Rumor Has It: Scotty’s filming in Italy — and fans think a pregnancy announcement is coming 👀, Big Sean & Jhené Aiko call it quits after a decade, and Diddy’s out here bragging about a pardon from Trump 😬. 🍽️ Kitchen Table Talk: Dems win a special election 💙, Jason Lee’s under investigation for Stockton funds, a Detroit cop forgets his pants on Zoom 😭, a Walmart streaker shocks shoppers, and Halloween got MESSY — from Winnie Harlow’s Whitney tribute to Bobby Lytes dressing as Lil Nas X, and Pink Wig stepping out the closet as full MAGA Barbie™. 💋 💄 Huda Beauty ends a major partnership, MacKenzie Scott drops millions on HBCUs (queen behavior 👑), Blueface is home, and the Baddies USA clip got the timeline shaking! 📺 Reality TV Round-Up: Baddies Reunion Part 3, Bad Blood: Dully vs Solo, Playboys Miami, and RHOP — the girls are fighting, crying, and lying per usual. It’s messy, it’s shady, it’s Anonymous Gossip Podcast at its best. 🎧 💋 Stream “HOE UR FAVE IS MAGA!!!” now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you sip your tea.
