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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the cultural boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants to adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 8.8K Ratings

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the cultural boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants to adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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    Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya

    Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya

    A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a small forest meadow. Nothing captures nature's majesty quite like a pine-scented solstice soldier, standing guard against the cold; a stark contrast against the pallid December sky. The time has finally come. The season of Krampus is officially upon us. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, and gird your loins for the long, dark, bone-chilling embrace of winter.
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    • 55 min
    I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya

    I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya

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    • 49 min
    An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya

    An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya

    As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling thoroughfare filled with the comings and goings of sharply-dressed Parisians, bustling to and fro beneath the majestic Arc de Triomphe. In a small, nameless cafe, Trixie and her family open a fourth bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape as they laugh and smile over a table filled with escargots de bourgogne, couilles de mouton, and tarte tatin. As the warmth and fellowship from this intimate Thanksgiving gathering travels through the cafe doors to the chilly street outside, the scene cuts to America: the barren hills of Hollywood bake under the Southern Californian sun; a house sits alone against a hillside littered with the detritus from citrus trees and forsaken souls. Inside, the critically-acclaimed HBO miniseries Chernobyl is on the television while a Stouffer's Meat Lovers Lasagna bakes in the chef-caliber Miele oven. A Mexican Coca-Cola sits alone on the coffee table as its consumer, Katya, scrolls aimlessly through videos of Turkey-Fryer fires on Tik Tok set to pop music refrains from Dua Lipa. Never in the history of the world has there been such a stark dichotomy of holiday celebrations than between Paris and Los Angeles. Alas, such is this post-modern life.
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    To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


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    • 45 min
    Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya

    Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya

    The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about her new book, "The World Deserves My Children". She and Katya have a sparkling conversation about such disparate topics as pediatric caviar, mid-life-crisis-techno-DJs, and brainless gutter people having relations with robots in a post-apocalypse hellscape.
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    • 1 hr 15 min
    30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

    30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

    Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, choreography, and cleaning materials, do not pretend you are free from fear. When the end comes, it shall arrive with righteous wrath and fierce anger, darkening the sun, cloaking the moon, and causing the stars to fall from heaven. Tik Tok shall pass judgement upon you and all whom you know, causing the desolation of the land and crushing all social media sinners to dust. We have spoken! Let it be done.
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    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya

    Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya

    The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and shattered souls of Hollywood. High above the urine-stained street, a lamp flickers dimly in a window. Faint shadows on the walls can be seen from below, giving only a tiny glimpse into the horrible monstrosities that dance within. Two hairless, beady-eyed incubi sit opposite each other, their bony claw-like hands holding microphones as they laugh and jest and mock humanity between ads for underwear and sex toys. The full moon breaks through the clouds as dusk finally arrives, causing the two vile creatures to transform into wigged, makeup-caked women, concealing their true demonic forms and allowing them to unleash a symphony of murder, mayhem, and dismemberment upon the fine citizens of Tinseltown. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, and draw the shades, because this Bald Halloween shall end in bloodshed...
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    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

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    Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


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    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com




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    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
8.8K Ratings

8.8K Ratings

stephanievl95 ,

I’m not bald nor am i beautiful but this podcast f***ing slaps

I’m genuinely relieved that apple podcasts doesn’t do a wrapped/end of year thing cause if they did the number of minutes spent listening to this podcast would be. Beyond numeric values we use as humans. This is the place i come to for magic. I love these bald people very much and i thank them for bringing me very wheezy laughter when it is truly needed

georgiebea23 ,

Let them talk about poop!!!

One times out of ten when they’re talking about poop on the pod they’re talking about anal and I just think they’re allowed to do that. Mary if you’ve got a problem with gay men talking about anal on their podcast then I have a problem with you.

yeuvi u rilgg ,

yuhh

love this podcast! great to listen to while at the park, especially when getting slurred at by 10 yr olds 🥰

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