The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo Studio71

Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tropez, sits the Shack D'Amour: a delectable, debaucherous nightclub teeming with music-loving crustaceans, boys in bikinis, and girls on surfboards. Come for the baked potatoes and tanning butter, stay for the non-stop fruggin'.
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Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome you to the glistening, pink-hued motor lodge that is the Trixie Motel! This amazing inn features seven themed rooms expertly prepared for only the finest desert debauchery. Amenities galore await you, like our sparkling pool, perfectly fit for your sun-dried hot dog legs and pale, bald dome. And if you're extraordinarily lucky, two gay goblins may be relaxing poolside on chaise lounges, shoving homemade cookies into their maws and spitting hot-podcast-fire into microphones as the sun bakes their chalky flesh. Welcome to the Trixie Motel, where you can check-in, and you can also check-out. By 11am. Because we need to rid the damn room of your malodorous stench, you filthy animal.
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As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet gross Uncle Rich's 22-year-old girlfriend with a dead tooth, let us take a moment to reflect on the past year and all the wondrous gifts that it has bestowed upon us, including that holly berry-hued eczema that appeared out of nowhere. From everyone at Bald Headquarters here in beautiful Gomorrah, California, we wish you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year. PS - the new ointment for that eczema should arrive before New Year's Eve.
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A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with bangers & mash, and use the trusty National Health Service to check up on that rash that simply won't go away! Come and join Trixie and Katya as they travel to merry 'ol England for a live show at the historic Troxy theater! From insulting the locals for their consumption of blood sausage to detailed stories of hand-based romantic acts, this episode has it all! Happy Holidays to one and all!
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A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a small forest meadow. Nothing captures nature's majesty quite like a pine-scented solstice soldier, standing guard against the cold; a stark contrast against the pallid December sky. The time has finally come. The season of Krampus is officially upon us. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, and gird your loins for the long, dark, bone-chilling embrace of winter.
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With a richly tapestried history spanning nearly two millennia, London is the jewel of the Thames with its cobblestone streets, priceless museums, and trendy boutiques. As the official seat of the once-powerful British Empire, it is virtually impossible to capture the essence of London in anything short of a multi-hour treatise on the massive cultural, political and financial impact this European metropolis has had on the world. Instead, let us focus on the air-conditioning capabilities of this historic municipality, which is eminently more fascinating than all of that other historical and sociopolitical crap.
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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