414 episodes
The Bitch Bible Dear Media
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4.6 • 13.7K Ratings
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Atone For What?
Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur by not atoning because she is perfect. She talks about Olivia Rodrigo, kegels, antisemitism and how to not be so annoying on the internet.
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THAT'S SO FUNNY?
Jackie gets baby shamed by a woman named Trish, threatens legal action against the Anne Frank musical headed to Broadway, addresses Shannon Beadors legal trouble and tackles the homeless crisis.
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Stranger With My Sauce
Jackie dreams of Cheryl carving pumpkins, teaches you how to get more by doing less, the dangers of microbangs and has a new suburban nemesis.
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The Grass is Bottega Green.
Jackie thinks about starting a fictitious feud with other podcasters and realizes the grass is actually greener on the other side of motherhood. We recap RHONY, Joe Jonas' marriage (not really) and welcome a new Olsen sister to her undercarriage.
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"Do Your Research!"
Jackie is back from maternity leave and discussing the Rachel/Bethenny interview, preparing her home for a visit from Child Protective Services, has a special Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen guest appearance and issues an apology to Emrata.
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AsK Me NoThInG WiTh JaCqUiE
Jackie ventures into uncharted waters by doing an "ask me anything" episode to strengthen her connection to her community!
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Customer Reviews
Literally spit out my DP while listening for the first time
If my intrusive thoughts had a voice, this would be it! You soooo funny!
Jackie is an angel
I appreciate Jackie’s realness. She is a true comedian. I love her solo episodes!!
Yikes
Talking about how great of a mom you are when you have night nurse and daytime help? Uhhh, obviously. You have someone else handling the hard parts 3/4 of the time. Maybe try some family time, Jackie. Dead parent isn’t an excuse, several people do it with dead parents with no or little family help. Including me, who also works full time. Very out of touch and hard to listen to. Although I relate to lighting money on fire for childcare. Hence, why I don’t do it during the hours I’m at home. Just say you don’t want to do the hard parts. But don’t brag about how great of a mom you are in the next breath. Or just go wall paper another room. Or post another ~edgy~ IG post.