The Canary in the Cage Podcast

Dave Havlicek
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The only libertarian podcast actually TEACHING you how to do agorism. With plenty of dirty jokes too. Join Ron & Dave for news, politics, racy humor, and practical steps you can (and should) take to liberate yourself.

  1. 09/12/2025

    Farewell Episode

    Farewell message. This episode’s Monero challenge: On the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase for a chance in the wheel. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: N/A This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: Nobody won! 00:00:00 Farewell message

    9 min

  2. 09/05/2025

    Disguises & Backstories, Ron Work Story

    Ron tells a work story about a weird guy with a British accents, Dave teaches about disguises and backstories. This episode’s Monero challenge: https://x.com/UncageYourBrain/status/1961577239981822005 This video of a gorilla playing drums reminds Ron of a movie scene. Tell us what movie Ron is thinking of. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3493035, ac4eaa41bf4cb55e7e504801f6b2765936e41056abea1f8060cf32dc677472bb This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, MavMcQ, RN 00:00:00 Trump Trolls 00:05:30 Malort Liqueur 00:09:24 Cracker Barrel Again 00:16:12 Random Nonsense 00:27:00 New Section 8 Policy 00:29:37 Boat Bombings & Alligator Alcatraz 00:34:26 More Random Nonsense 00:58:26 Dave teaches about disguises and backstories 01:15:51 Ron tells a work story about a weird guy with a British accent

    1h 22m

  3. 08/29/2025

    Microplastics, Self-Hosted Podcasting

    Dave talks about self-hosting a podcast, Ron talks about microplastics and how to avoid them. This episode’s Monero challenge: Dave is planning to burn a US flag in protest. What else do you want to see him burn? Listen to the show for qualifying items. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: N/A This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: N/A 00:00:00 Cracker Barrel Redux 00:10:17 Ending the American Empire 00:18:50 Poopin in Public 00:22:52 Trump Going Full Communist-Lite 00:33:04 Axe Wielding Scots 00:54:22 Las Vegas Wrong House Raid 01:01:34 Minnesota Shooting 01:10:17 Trump Banning Flag Burning 01:32:00 Dave talks about self-hosting a podcast 01:35:17 Ron talks about microplastics and how to avoid them Resources discussed on the show: Castopod (https://castopod.com/), self-hosted open source podcasting.

    1h 41m

  4. 08/22/2025

    Hacking and Phishing on AOL, Make Your Own Pet Food

    Ron teaches you how to make your own pet food, Dave reminisces about his criminal behavior on AOL in the 1990s. This episode’s Monero challenge: What the hell was Buzz Aldrin thinking during this? https://x.com/FELibrary_/status/1957532412474241060 This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3483014, 59d6215a17e2b0243e1554213e49ba3d20a10636d864f50b8124664835ee52f3 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: RN, almagest, MavMcQ 00:00:00 Cracker Barrel 00:20:12 Slab City, CA 00:28:11 Sharia Law 00:35:37 Random Nonsense 01:16:19 Dave talks about AOL hijinks in the 1990s 01:27:49 Ron teaches about making your own dog food

    1h 33m

  5. 08/15/2025

    Ghost Hunting & Area 51, Monero 51% Attack?

    Dave covers the recent news about Monero being attacked, Ron talks about his ghost hunting trip that took a detour to Area 51. This episode’s Monero challenge: Since Trump is apparently now the Crime Fighter in Chief, tell or show us what signal we need to shoot into the sky to call for his help. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3478061, 41c21f71d32c1eae42c2d5cb99c9f8c0c84b5ab2457721090e578b3325d2e9f2 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, Frank J Trezza, MavMcQ, CaptivatingVirtuosity, MoneroMash 00:00:00 Superman and Batman 00:05:05 Gerrymandering 00:13:25 Assault with a Deli Weapon 00:20:55 DC Takeover 00:26:33 The Census 00:44:26 Random Nonsense 00:53:59 Tornado Cash Verdict 00:57:38 More Random Nonsense 01:03:20 Dave talks about the recent attack on Monero 01:14:31 Ron tells about his ghost hunting & Area 51 trip

    1h 32m

  6. 08/08/2025

    Ranting About Commies, Home Appliance Maintenance

    Ron covers basic home appliance maintenance, Dave goes on a rant about s commie on X after Ron reposted him. This episode’s Monero challenge: Now that the WNBA is searching people for dildos, tell us how you’d sneak one in. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3473024, 813d3dd7d705d6871831283a8d3e31ef68fe5f1356c5f907588fcf20704e1e2e This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: MavMcQ, RN, MoneroMash, almagest 00:00:00 Russiagate 00:04:36 Citing sources 00:09:25 Big Balls attacked in DC 00:17:25 Epstein files found? 00:20:58 Mystery space rocks and divining rods 00:35:29 WNBA’s dildo problem 00:38:09 Dave gives an update on LTC-MWEB 00:45:18 Dave goes on a rant about commies spurred by a video posted by Ron 01:09:13 Ron covers some basic home appliance maintenance

    1h 13m

  7. 08/01/2025

    Car Dash Cameras, Ron Work Story

    Dave covers what to look for in a car dash cam and gives some recommendations, Ron tells a work related story about the recent NYC shooter. This episode’s Monero challenge: In the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3467960, 51b7f7c41f3cf51691af98aa8170fb904737de820cfd8c2b2f677ad7894cea0f This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: inkstain, almagest, RN, MavMcQ, dormouse 00:00:00 Bringing back the loony bins 00:10:21 Dark web programming contest (contest.i2p) 00:12:24 Obama treason? 00:15:16 Growing up in Chicago 00:24:45 Random nonsense 00:50:15 Sydney Sweeney’s genes 00:56:17 Age verification and data leaks 01:03:53 The PELOSI Act 01:12:31 More random nonsense 01:32:03 Dave covers what to look for in a car dash cam and gives some recommendations 01:45:05 Ron tells a work related story about the recent NYC shooter Resources discussed on the show: Wolfbox (https://wolfbox.com/), over-mirror dash cams. Vantrue (https://www.vantrue.com/), windshield attach dash cams.

    1h 52m

  8. 07/25/2025

    Uses For Urine, The Boy Scouts

    Ron lists some uses for leftover urine, and Dave laments the loss of the Boy Scouts and other organizations to teach life skills to boys. This episode’s Monero challenge: What will the FBI find when they raid Michelle Obama’s undies drawer? This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3462859, af5a549d1801e448e63aa0e1e47edda47407f9592e00f4c3d388e9793bfeb7bc This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: NEET, mentalatrophy, dormouse, almagest, ayn, MavMcQ, MoneroMash 00:00:00 RIP to Ozzy, Hulk, Theo 00:06:38 Senate playing games to prevent Trump appointments? 00:14:44 Will Obama be arrested? 00:33:29 Tornado Cash trial begins 00:39:11 D.A.R.E. 00:45:20 USAID defunding definitely has nothing to do with certain TV shows going away 00:49:40 Dave laments the loss of the Boy Scouts 00:59:47 Ron lists off some uses for your leftover urine

    1h 8m
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The only libertarian podcast actually TEACHING you how to do agorism. With plenty of dirty jokes too. Join Ron & Dave for news, politics, racy humor, and practical steps you can (and should) take to liberate yourself.

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