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Vomit Draft -- Ep 301
After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           
Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar                
Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian
Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App
Kiba Walker as Zen
Siri as Siri
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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"Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           
David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer      
Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5
David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2
Sarah Golding as Rita
Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. 
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           
David Allen as Angry Patron 1
Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager
David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2
Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice
Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3
Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave   
Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia                                       
David Allen as Brad
Ryan Manuel as Chad 2
Justin Mayer as Chad 2
Kiba Walker as Zen
Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave   
David Allen as Rick Wrecked
Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller   
Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast)
Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown)
Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer
Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer
Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast)
Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast)
Rick Zieff as Bob Smith
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY
(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave   
Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC
Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins
Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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