The-Channel-Show The Wu2be Network

Agnes offers a system update and outtakes from two seasonal headlines and arguments: "White Christmas Allegedly Mugged By Black Christmas" and "Baby It's Cold Outside Accused Of Harassment"!
Show Notes!
As promised, more on workplace safety from The Atlantic in response to Tom Cruise's inspirational speech on the matter!
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/12/what-tom-cruises-covid-19-rant-really-means/617430/
Find the featured suspects—here!
"White Christmas"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ36gbGlm8Y
"Baby It’s Cold Outside" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crFQpOCDfEc
 
 

As the official launch of Season 2 remains put off, Agnes the Announcer interviews The 12 Days Of Christmas. Meanwhile, in the background, Dr. Wu persists with experiments toward a cure to the virus that allows the continuation of Season 1’s attack on Season 2.
Show Notes!
More on The 12 Days of Christmas:
The 12 Days of Christmas: The story behind the holiday’s most annoying carolvox.com/21796404/12-days-of-christmas-explained
The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Days_of_Christmas_(song)
[OFFICIAL VIDEO] 12 Days of Christmas - Pentatonixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UHmQANFtNs
Lyrics on Geniushttps://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics
More on hoarders:
Hoardershttps://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hoarding-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20356056
And on Math's 12 Days calculations:"PNC Financial annually calculates the total cost of all the gifts presented in the song, and the estimate for 2018 total comes to $39,0094.93. Source: The Twelve Days of Christmas Explained"https://library.osu.edu/site/copyright/2018/12/21/public-domain-christmas-songs/
 

The launch of Season 2 is thwarted as Season 1 holds it hostage, refusing to accept the end of its tenure, not seeing Season 2 as a legitimate successor. While Dr. Wu consults with renowned negotiators to end the stalemate between the Seasons, Agnes The Announcer patches into Dr. Wu’s “What We’re Listening To” channel which turns out to be an audio feed mashup of searches into pet advice and survival tactics!
Bonus features!
More on Cleopatra: https://www.ancient.eu/Cleopatra_VII/
Harvard’s Best Negotiations in History: https://www.pon.harvard.edu/tag/best-negotiators-in-history/
Enjoy!

Dr. Wu gets infected with a virus in the form of Teddy Fuller, the main character in last week’s episode. Teddy takes over part two of The Peace Offering to offer perspective on his story and Dr. Wu’s channeling skills, defining the doctor as an “unreliable narrator.”

Wu and Botsplainer present a teaser for season 2 in the form of a faction story, The Peace Offering—a mashup of trending topics spun into a fictional story about the pursuit of peace going off the rails.
 
 

Wu and Botsplainer react to the top trending video on YouTube at 5:28 pm EST on November 9th, 2020—Biden Victory Cold Open - SNL.
Watch the video clip on the NBC hit program Saturday Night Live's YouTube channel!